[kiss on the forehead] I've got a dark alley and a bad idea
[Lara = youknow_that and used with permission and love. Her mun requested a kiss on the forehead. Set in breakcityheart.]
"Hey!" Lara followed her brother into the office before closing the door behind him. He was now eyeing a wall calendar with various dates marked as well as pictures of cars. "Earth to my brother."
"What?" Noah finally asked, turning to face her. She crossed her arms and at the same time she pursed her lips. "Oh, I know that look," he said, laughing it off. "What'd I do? I told you I was coming to town. So, that can't be the reason. An' I told you I'd be here on Tuesday and - yep, it's Tuesday," he said, checking his bare wrist. "So what on God's fucked up Earth could I have done to piss little Goldilocks off?"
He grinned. She punched him in the shoulder.
Now it was his turn to say "Hey!" as he rubbed the place she had hit him. Her eyes were fixed on him and he for the life of him couldn't think of what he had done wrong.
"Ya'wanna' give me a hint? At least turn over a few letters, Lar," he asked. She wasn't budging. He tried to get by her but she stepped in front of him. "Hey. Hey, look, I don't know what's got your knickers in a knot," he started, before pausing and reevaluating. "Or - something that is something I would usually say, but if you'll excuse me, I told Allie Cat I'd bring her..." His words trailed off as he considered his sister's wince. "It's Allie, isn't it?" he asked, smiling. "Don't tell me she stuck the rod up your ass..."
Lara made a face.
"No, the last time you blew me off for a pair of breasts, that's what stuck the rod up - there is no rod, Noah. There's simply an old friend." she said.
"My old friend from high school."
"Yeah and your old friend from high school got more love than your sister. Her tits did, anyway."
"Can ya' blame me?" he asked before receiving another punch. "OK. OK. Ya' gotta' stop that or else people are going to think you hate me and you adore me, Goldilocks. I'm the best brother that came out of your mother's uterus. Well," he said, thinking back on what he had just said. "...The hottest."
A third hit and Lara's eyes were up above him. Whenever she tried not to laugh she looked away from a person.
"Come on. C'mere. I'm sorry. Lar, come on. I said I'm sorry," he said, coming up to her and wrapping his arms around his little sister. He placed a small kiss on her forehead before letting go. "Now, your loser brother has a flirting session with Allie Cat. You gotta deal, Goldi, deal." As he opened the door he turned back one last time. "Oh, and we're meeting Jaxie at his apartment. He's cooking for us - ain't that nice? We have to bust his chops about kissing guys. It's our birthright. Ciao!"
And with that, he was out the door.
"Hey!" Lara followed her brother into the office before closing the door behind him. He was now eyeing a wall calendar with various dates marked as well as pictures of cars. "Earth to my brother."
"What?" Noah finally asked, turning to face her. She crossed her arms and at the same time she pursed her lips. "Oh, I know that look," he said, laughing it off. "What'd I do? I told you I was coming to town. So, that can't be the reason. An' I told you I'd be here on Tuesday and - yep, it's Tuesday," he said, checking his bare wrist. "So what on God's fucked up Earth could I have done to piss little Goldilocks off?"
He grinned. She punched him in the shoulder.
Now it was his turn to say "Hey!" as he rubbed the place she had hit him. Her eyes were fixed on him and he for the life of him couldn't think of what he had done wrong.
"Ya'wanna' give me a hint? At least turn over a few letters, Lar," he asked. She wasn't budging. He tried to get by her but she stepped in front of him. "Hey. Hey, look, I don't know what's got your knickers in a knot," he started, before pausing and reevaluating. "Or - something that is something I would usually say, but if you'll excuse me, I told Allie Cat I'd bring her..." His words trailed off as he considered his sister's wince. "It's Allie, isn't it?" he asked, smiling. "Don't tell me she stuck the rod up your ass..."
Lara made a face.
"No, the last time you blew me off for a pair of breasts, that's what stuck the rod up - there is no rod, Noah. There's simply an old friend." she said.
"My old friend from high school."
"Yeah and your old friend from high school got more love than your sister. Her tits did, anyway."
"Can ya' blame me?" he asked before receiving another punch. "OK. OK. Ya' gotta' stop that or else people are going to think you hate me and you adore me, Goldilocks. I'm the best brother that came out of your mother's uterus. Well," he said, thinking back on what he had just said. "...The hottest."
A third hit and Lara's eyes were up above him. Whenever she tried not to laugh she looked away from a person.
"Come on. C'mere. I'm sorry. Lar, come on. I said I'm sorry," he said, coming up to her and wrapping his arms around his little sister. He placed a small kiss on her forehead before letting go. "Now, your loser brother has a flirting session with Allie Cat. You gotta deal, Goldi, deal." As he opened the door he turned back one last time. "Oh, and we're meeting Jaxie at his apartment. He's cooking for us - ain't that nice? We have to bust his chops about kissing guys. It's our birthright. Ciao!"
And with that, he was out the door.