my lovely designer sent me a sample of the first skirt commissioned for my site. it sits about 2 inches higher than my belly button, yet doesnt make either my butt or my poochy post-baby belly look big. i suspect she is a genius ( Read more... )

dear portmans.

you and your cutesy audrey hepburn ballet flats and headscarfs can go to hell! all i wanted was a sandwich, but you lure me in with your cheap wiles. again! such insolence will not, i repeat NOT be tolerated.

that will be all.

the neighbours shot Fatpig this morning ( Read more... )

an old hippie bus has appeared on the side of our road. its pink and purple and covered with paintings of rainbows and mushrooms and things. in the window is a small card 'tarot readings $20'. its a very cool bus. i want it ( Read more... )

children. causing premature aging since 1864. (and beyond ( Read more... )

Hi Rachael ( Read more... )

dear new shoes,

i <3 you!


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super! a rare saturday night away from my daughter, so out i went!


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dear postal service,

where are my 8 pairs of shoes and my pink wool coat? you bastards.

dear postal service,

please release another album? you rock.

hehe i've been interviewed on nzgirl :D

also, my hawt garters, waist cinchers, and girdles are on their way. and a corsolette for meeee. just to see what theyre like. GAH. I SUCK!