Dear David Attenborough

Please dont ever die, or me and bert will be really sad

thanks
xx

After a week of trying to decipher Charlotte's incoherent ramblings about a mysterious Robin Kane, she finally got frustrated enough to bring me a dvd case and point to him.

Goblin King

She demands to watch Labyrinth twice a day now, i guess that one should have clicked a little earlier.

Dylan Moran was fantastic! i laughed and laughed. drank some more wine. laughed some more. lovely :)

if another stupid person asks me another stupid question today, im going to TEAR THEIR STUPID FACE OFF

Eeeew i just went to get some tissue paper out of my tissue stash to wrap a gift in, and this sodding great white tail spider ran out of it. my skin is literally trying to crawl off me. i dropped a heavy box on it repeatedly, but every time i lifted the box up it kept running like nothing had happened. i had to spray it to death, which i hate doing ( Read more... )

just got back from a nice relaxing trip north to paihia. we stayed at the copthorne hotel which was a short walk to waitangi, but we managed to get lost nevertheless. i was a bit miffed that 'our nation's birthplace' required a $12 entry fee, as it was not government funded? *scratches head ( Read more... )

is your home missing something, but you just can't think what?. look no further!

my second to last virus top is now up on trademe, username elph. woe! woe! end of an era!

ok, while i'm an explosion of mad hype and ideas ...

as an opening promotion for my web store, and because im way too generous and things (hur hur) i'm running a competition for NZer's only.

sign up to the site before the end of april and be in the draw to win one of these little babies in black, worth $95! YEAH!

pass it on :)


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Yes! my Two Five Inc bags turned up this morning. i am VERY HAPPY and can stop stressing now. two of them sold the moment i opened the box. this makes me happy. they are super cute and they smell nice :D

In other news, the red wedges i bought online arrived and are too big. now i have to sell them on. damn you feet!