I think that if Caily were older that she would marry this man.

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Does anyone remember the not-so-time-tested-classic "Salute Your Shorts"? I know I sure do. Being an avid fan from back in the day.

Does anyone remember Donkeylips?


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When I was 12 or so, I was really really sick, and I had the runs, and I was vomiting. Well, I was on the pot, chicken soup pouring out of me. Then I felt that feeling in my throat. You know that feeling, like there's something pressing on the the back of your tongue. My face got all numb sorta, with the little pin pricks around my head. My head ( Read more... )

This is a speech written by the creator of Calvin and Hobbs. He made it for a graduation speech for the college he went to years ago. It's really interesting. I admit, it's long, but you'll like it ( Read more... )

You know, i never really was much of a pot head, but i did smoke pot occasionally. i don't think i'm going to smoke. i'm not going to say that I'm never going to smoke ever, because i don't know what kind of state of mind i'll be in;(Secret about erick; i don't really know how to use (semi-)colons. i threw the last two in for fun really) in the ( Read more... )

Some people like to say "Don't hate the game. Hate the player". How would baseball be with out the pitcher? I sthat to assume that I shouldn't be mad at George Bush for wanting a bunch of money on oil? Yeah. Bush gets hi sdollar, and goes on his merry way, but what about my buddy who pays $2.50 a gallon, but has to pick up his friend on the ( Read more... )

Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also ( Read more... )

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This is not a small cut that scabs and dries and flakes and heals and I am not afraid to die. I'm not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight. I want the pain of payment ( Read more... )

Fall comes complete with everything you could want in a time of year: biting winds, cold rain, overcast skies, and, as if that wasn’t enough, DEAD LEAVES! Rake till you ache all season! Say ‘Hello’ to freezing car seats, corduroy slacks and wardrobe indecisiveness: is it going to be rain or just be cloudy today…WE DON’T KNOW ( Read more... )