the carpal tunnel of love
silverakira asked for Pete/Patrick, irritated, but since I don't do bandslash (you people haven't gotten me yet! um. oh god, should I start running now?), I thought I would compromise and do a story in pictures!
This is Patrick Martin Stump:
I think he is possibly the cutest thing in the history of ever. I have evidence to back me up.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
Exhibit D:
Exhibit E:
Exhibit F:
I could go on all day. You're lucky that I'm not telling you about how I want to make him pumpkin squares and knit him a My Little Pony hoodie.
I'm just kidding about the hoodie. I don't actually know how to knit.
Patrick likes his MacBook Pro. He also likes his best friend Pete:
Pete is tiny and emo. He is a Harry Potter fanboy.
They are in a band called Fall Out Boy:
The members of Fall Out Boy are pocket-sized.
In fact, you could stick them all in your pocket and still have room for your keys, cell phone, and a pack of smokes. Andy would probably object to the smokes, though. He is the drummer, on the left, with the awesome tattoos. Andy watches Friday Night Lights. We like Andy. We also like Joe, who plays guitar and is the step-mom to Pete's dog.
It is actually difficult to find pictures of Patrick and Pete when they are not being the dorkiest dorks in all of Dorkonia.
And if they're not being dorks, they're being all married and adorable.
Do you think I'm kidding about how they're married?
They are so married. Patrick said so.
Pete thinks so, too.
He spends a lot of time trying to get as close to Patrick as possible.
I wasn't kidding about that, either.
Seriously, there's no need for Photoshop where Pete and Patrick are concerned.
And it's not like you can blame Pete. If I had a Patrick, I would be conducting press conferences from his lap.
But I'm supposed to be talking about "irritated". Oops.
Patrick gives great bitchface.
It's really kind of awesome. If by "awesome" I mean "OMG PATRICK ♥♥♥", and I do.
Nobody cross him!
Nobody crosses him, except for Pete.
Sometimes Pete can be kind of a dick.
I'm surprised that Patrick doesn't punch him and lay him out flat more often.
Because, dude.
Oh, Patrick. We know what you have to put up with. You're a better woman than I am.
I hear you, Patrick.
Sometimes I think the only reason Pete has survived this long is through the power of cute, like how you can't stay angry at your adorable labradors when you come home to find they've eaten all of your Christmas ornaments off the tree.
And anyway, you can't kill Pete. The band would cry.
And I know that Patrick is awesome, but you guys, he doesn't have enough arms to play Pete's part during live shows!
Although he could. But we like it when Patrick sings, right? Right.
And besides, nobody gets to kill Pete but Patrick. If you try anything, he will cut you.
Because even though Pete can be a total douchebag sometimes...
...he is Patrick's douchebag.
And if you think that was bad, just wait until I picspam Frank Iero. DON'T THINK I WON'T.
This is Patrick Martin Stump:
I think he is possibly the cutest thing in the history of ever. I have evidence to back me up.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
Exhibit D:
Exhibit E:
Exhibit F:
I could go on all day. You're lucky that I'm not telling you about how I want to make him pumpkin squares and knit him a My Little Pony hoodie.
I'm just kidding about the hoodie. I don't actually know how to knit.
Patrick likes his MacBook Pro. He also likes his best friend Pete:
Pete is tiny and emo. He is a Harry Potter fanboy.
They are in a band called Fall Out Boy:
The members of Fall Out Boy are pocket-sized.
In fact, you could stick them all in your pocket and still have room for your keys, cell phone, and a pack of smokes. Andy would probably object to the smokes, though. He is the drummer, on the left, with the awesome tattoos. Andy watches Friday Night Lights. We like Andy. We also like Joe, who plays guitar and is the step-mom to Pete's dog.
It is actually difficult to find pictures of Patrick and Pete when they are not being the dorkiest dorks in all of Dorkonia.
And if they're not being dorks, they're being all married and adorable.
Do you think I'm kidding about how they're married?
They are so married. Patrick said so.
Pete thinks so, too.
He spends a lot of time trying to get as close to Patrick as possible.
I wasn't kidding about that, either.
Seriously, there's no need for Photoshop where Pete and Patrick are concerned.
And it's not like you can blame Pete. If I had a Patrick, I would be conducting press conferences from his lap.
But I'm supposed to be talking about "irritated". Oops.
Patrick gives great bitchface.
It's really kind of awesome. If by "awesome" I mean "OMG PATRICK ♥♥♥", and I do.
Nobody cross him!
Nobody crosses him, except for Pete.
Sometimes Pete can be kind of a dick.
I'm surprised that Patrick doesn't punch him and lay him out flat more often.
Because, dude.
Oh, Patrick. We know what you have to put up with. You're a better woman than I am.
I hear you, Patrick.
Sometimes I think the only reason Pete has survived this long is through the power of cute, like how you can't stay angry at your adorable labradors when you come home to find they've eaten all of your Christmas ornaments off the tree.
And anyway, you can't kill Pete. The band would cry.
And I know that Patrick is awesome, but you guys, he doesn't have enough arms to play Pete's part during live shows!
Although he could. But we like it when Patrick sings, right? Right.
And besides, nobody gets to kill Pete but Patrick. If you try anything, he will cut you.
Because even though Pete can be a total douchebag sometimes...
...he is Patrick's douchebag.
And if you think that was bad, just wait until I picspam Frank Iero. DON'T THINK I WON'T.