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Nov 22, 2005 17:05

The Great Adventure

Not really a video game.



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> Connecting . . . . .
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Connection successful!

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> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= WELCOME! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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> Welcome to Wolverine Access v5.2!
> 1) Create a character
> 2) Load a character
> 3) Delete a character
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> Load a character! Who would you like to load?
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> Welcome, CCCCC to Wolverine Access: Return of the Dark Lord.
> Loading environment . . . . .
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[Main Page]
You see a clean, yet unnecessarily JavaScripted splash page.
At left are the website's hours, at right a variety of links.
Obvious exits: Student Business, University Business, Log Out
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Student Business
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[Student Business: Foyer]
The foyer is poorly lit, and you fumble your way around the
entrance to what appears now to be a vast dungeon. There are
literally dozens of doors, and judging by the screams, you don't
want to "View Enrollment Appointment." A ticking clock in the
background reminds you that the doors close at 7:00 pm, eating
all your progress.
Obvious exits: Backpack/Registration, Apply for Graduation, Log Out
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Apply for Graduation
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[Student Business: Dark Alleyway]
Please enter your username and password, again.
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[Student Business: Apply for Graduation]
The rooms are getting darker, and the page layout less precise.
It looks like this room was made on a typewriter that couldn't
align sentences. You see a sign on the wall.
Obvious exits: Log Out
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read sign
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The sign reads as follows:

+-----------------------------------------------------+
+-----------------------------------------------------+
+-----------------------------------------------------+
Academic Program: Career:
Lit, Science Arts UG Degree Undergraduate L S & A

Degree:
Bachelor of Arts
Concentration Mathematics BA

Honors

Honors

Minor
Minor -Environment Geology BA

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Honors

Honors
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+-----------------------------------------------------+

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> You feel a flash of insight, as though you've learned
> something from the encounter. +10 experience!
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> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= LEVEL UP! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
> Congrats! Below are your currently known spells, and
> potential upgrades to those spells. Choose wisely!
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> 1) Decipher Text: 1 (+1)
> 2) Decipher LS+A Requirements: 5 (+1)
> 3) Back Button Ability: 3 (+1)
> 4) Refresh Ability: 2 (+1)
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3
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> You chose "Back Button Ability"! You are now level 4
> in that spell. Use it well in your quest.
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[Student Business: Apply for Graduation]
The rooms are getting darker, and the page layout less precise.
It looks like this room was made on a typewriter that couldn't
align sentences. You see a sign on the wall.
Obvious exits: Log Out
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prepare BACK
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> "Back Button" spell prepared. You are currently level 4.
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cast
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> Your surroundings blur, as you attempt to navigate back one page...
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> You notice something go terribly wrong...
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[This page cannot be displayed.]
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The
Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or
you may need to adjust your browser settings.
Obvious exits: none
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prepare FORWARD
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> "Forward Button" spell prepared. You are feeling slightly fatigued...
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cast
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> Your surroundings blur, as you attempt to navigate forward one page...
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> You have a feeling of relief as you return to familiar territory.
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[Student Business: Apply for Graduation]
The rooms are getting darker, and the page layout less precise.
It looks like this room was made on a typewriter that couldn't
align sentences. You see a sign on the wall.
Obvious exits: Log Out
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search sign
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> You suddenly notice that something on the sign is a link!
> Obvious exits: Log Out, "Lit, Science Arts UG Degree"
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Lit, Science, Arts UG Degree
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> A terrible monster approaches! It's a PAPERWORK DEMON!
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Log Out
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[Wolverine Access: Log Out]
You feel the dungeon laugh softly as you attempt to log out.
Are you sure you wish to log out?
Obvious exits: Log Out
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Log Out
[Wolverine Access: Log Out]
You feel the dungeon laugh softly as you attempt to log out.
Are you sure you wish to log out?
Obvious exits: Log Out
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Log Out
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[Wolverine Access: Log Out]
You will be directed somewhere other than Wolverine Access. Are you sure?!!??!?!
Obvious exits: Log Out
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Log Out
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[Umich Homepage]
A variety of pretty pictures imply that this university will
soon cure cancer and rid the world of racism.
Obvious exits: none
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exit
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> Thanks for playing!

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