Gina Gershon is a Pro, Jessica Alba has an Octogina.

[shrimpjaw]

It's time for Shrimpjaw to level with you, loyal shrimpfans.  Sometimes he doesn't even know why he continues to write these articles.  Sure, they're read and admired by countless million of people the world over, but that's not much of a consolation.  After all, it's not like any of you actually get one millionth of one percent of the mind-

Comments

[anonymous]

Shrimpjaw, are you ever coming back? I miss you, I miss you.

Yeah

[anonymous]

Me too. And you better not be having sex with my mom again. That makes me pretty mad.

Seriously

[anonymous]

Where are you Shrimp? I dread opening your page now because the sight of Gina Gershon's and Jessica Alba'a names makes me want to shove a screw driver into my own eyes! Please come back, please?

[mineral_town]

Shrimpjaw, please come back.

[mineral_town]

Shrimpy, we miss you.

Does anyone know

[anonymous]

Where the Hell I am supposed to read a good blog these days? Apparently we have been abandoned by Shrimp!
Who takes an entire month off?