You know how they say drinking and driving don't mix? Well, I think they were high. And what they really meant to say, was drinking and Lucky Charms don't mix.

Blegh.

Post-writing note: Spell check doesn't recognize words to express disgust.

Every now and then I browse music sites to place my finger on the low, murmuring pulse of popular music. And while I usually can find something fun, or at least funny, I stumbled across comedy platinum in the form of a new song that made Yahoo Music's "Top 10 Videos" countdown ( Read more... )

Polar bear cubs uner anesthesia remind me of drunk pandas. Yay Animal Planet.

Snakes on a Plane is the most fun movie I've ever seen in a theater. EVER ( Read more... )

Well, I've returned from that semi-tropical (but still conveniently part of the Lower 48) place called Key West. I'm alive, slightly crispy, and posses a nice glow that comes from spending too much money too far from home ( Read more... )

Well, it's been almost two months since my last post, and I'd like to say I have a lot to update ( Read more... )

I've never sat through even one episode of any Star Trek show.

Your results:
You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
65%
Uhura
50%
Mr. Sulu
50%
Chekov
45%
Geordi LaForge
45%
Will Riker
40%
Worf
40%
Data
37%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
35%
Spock
32%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
30%
Mr. Scott
30%
Jean-Luc ( Read more... )

Well, it's May. So it's the time of year when all sorts of people are coming back (or at least visiting) for the summer ( Read more... )

I'm going to visit my brother this weekend. Hopefully getting out the house and possibly having some fun is worth the 3.5 hour trip through the only piece of earth I wish global warming on.

Oh, and while reading S*P just now, I found a site that reminds me of a certain plan someone had to wear a chain mail dress to prom. I won't say who, I won't ( Read more... )

Go to Wikipedia. Type in your birth date (but not year). List three events that happened on your birthday. List two important birthdays and one interesting death. Post this in your journal ( Read more... )