Dear Blogosphere,

[shryke]

I'm growing a little concerned. My girlfriend has been staying with me while she is on springbreak. Lately she has been shouting "KILL" while her hands fly to my throat. This started yesterday, I'm worried that this might be the beginning of a trend. I think she's either mad about me giggleing when she claims to be strong, tough and dangerous, or

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[xkyx]

If she had actually been trying to kill you, she would have had the foresight to include weaponry, I think. Go ahead and be amused at her assertions, but don't trample on her delusions of mightiness. She may become sullen. :)

[xkyx]

P.S. also I think she might want you to think she's adorable and attempt to kiss and make out with her as a reward for her irresistability.

...it's a guess.

[sparklypoof]

I can assure you that the first split-second your icey-cold feet touched her warm flesh she did, indeed, mean to kill you. then her better judgement shone through, as she very likely wouldn't be able to kill you in one-on-one combat [w/o a weapon/poison/element of surprise]... so her efforts appear small and possibly endearing.

but cold feet from the boyfriend on the girlfriend's warm flesh, while it may feel amazingly awesome to the boyfriend and his icy feets, is a signal to the girlfriend to kill the offending cold-footed individual. she must like you a lot to not kill you outright, for true.

stay on her good side, just in case, if you intend to keep up the cold-feet pesterings.

[shryke]

She only squeals and smacks when I'm cold. The "Kill!" battlecrys only seem to come when she wants me to defend myself with wrestleing and makeouts.