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[shucklak]

Well, i'm finally fucking back. I now wish to entertain you all with the exciting story of my trip to the bahamas

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[anonymous]

I mean how obvious, when you go to an airport wear the biggest piece of metal you own. start bolting shit to yourself as well. lol make it a much better experience.They may even frisk you ;)

[showmelife]

I wrap my penis in Tinfoil, that way they REALLY have to get down and dirty.