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Let us all bow our heads in solemn reverence.

My parents--confirmed via information gleaned from their spoken word--will be buying either a Mazda 3 or 6 tonight, depending upon whether they like the 6 more than the 3. My sister will receive my mother's car upon the prompt payment of two thousand dollars to cover payment costs; and, under the watchful eye of inter-familial inheritance, Mariah ( Read more... )

As if you all didn't already know...

I'm a funky chick magnet that loves to climb crotches.

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html

Edit: I'm a lecherous manwhore that loves to punch mufflers too.

Got my SAT scores back, 660 reading, 640 writing, 650 math, and an 11/12 on the essay. Kicked the essay's ass, though apparently one of the judges felt my essay was exceptional while the other considered it to be only "pretty damn good." Maybe the second one couldn't see through my Dostoyevski misspelling ( Read more... )

I took my SAT's this past saturday... GASP ( Read more... )

i should be doing my physics lab write-ups right about now.

but i'm not.

yes, i AM very lazy, but at least i don't have AIDS or something gay like that.

the end

here's my revision, changed some minor sylistic stuff and shit that didn't really sound good ( Read more... )

Here's a free-choice english paper of mine. It's satire. I think I need to rewrite it for school. She's a bit on the heavy side ( Read more... )

I saw Team America last night. Let me put it this way, if anyone, ANYONE who likes south park doubts whether or not they will enjoy this movie should reasses their appraisal of this goddamned hilarious and brilliant movie. Just the way you'd expect from Trey and Matt, every asshole in this country save for Bush and Kerry is duped in this movie, ( Read more... )

I just finished Napoleon Dynamite. Fucking great movie. The dance scene with the Jamiroquai and funk and the boogey and whatnot has to be one of the greatest in existence. The fact that it starts out so goddamned puzzling, and then somehow yanks some deep meaning out of somewhere, makes it worth recognition. I mean, it took me a while, but I ( Read more... )