have you ever fallen out of a tree on your head on christmas and fucked your neck up, taken a lot of muscle relaxers and passed out woke up feeling better but there's two trucks and a red car that your moms boyfriend went out and bought in the yard when you woke up?
no you fucking haven't.
but i think my grandparents got me
so how was your christmas?
my life is in the dictionary under in-sane.