All moved into my dorm at the Twin Cities. Joined the Face Book. Life is good. I miss my car

damn wet roads i couldn't stop whatever fuck it i dunno. I'm pissed off.

Just a fender bender and i lost my cruise control. I dunno, this sucks.

I want some cookies... I dunno, i can't wait to leave, i'm homesick (though i have no home to be sick from)

Anyone in WI want to bake me cookies?

back in WI. Blow me.

College cannot be soon enough.

I have a cock ring now!

I'm in EL, if you want to hang out with me lemmy know. If not, have a nice day. I'll be here till wednesday and depending on where my pops is in the next few months i may or may not be back. This might be it ya'll. If i see a lot of people wanting to see me i'll be back... somehow i don't expect a huge turnout.

I'll be in MA July 7-13

i'm all sad and shit as it is why make it worse. I need to be left alone with sad songs for a while.
Will you hold me?

I'm Tucann Sam just follow your nose!

i have never been so hung over in my life.
i was never so drunk either.

hahah projectile vomit, good times