Fastest swimmer
What were you wearing when you last kissed someone?
mm...black sweater and my going-out jeans
Do you hang out with that person anymore?
yes
Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed. roommate.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
arguing about sperm with john astin.
Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
nope
Do you smoke weed regularly?
no but i have a good weed story: i was taking my laundry downstairs tonight, and when i got on the elevator, there were these 3 really loud boys facing away from the door with their heads pressed up against the window (it is a glass elevator). they reeked of pot and apparently wanted the experience of riding our glass elevator while high. on a tuesday. you know, like ya do.
Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
what? that is an absurd question.
Did you speak with your father today?
actually, no. that is a rare thing.
How did you wake up this morning?
very reluctantly
Ever given a cop an attitude?
no not even hop cops
Would you rather your lover have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?
smile, methinks
Ever kissed under water?
no, gross
Do you know anybody named Wade?
i actually am facebook friends with two wades. only one is a real-life friend.
What's a recent memory that you miss?
when the paper was actually fun
Someone asks you on a date, where do you want to go?
i dunno, a nice bar or something
Are you currently reading a book?
i am reading 2 self-help books that i feel weird carrying in public but they are for CLASS
Do you consider yourself a study freak?
omg no
Do you even try hard at school?
i really, truly don't
Last May, what was your love life like?
there wasn't really one to speak of
What were you doing at 10:17 pm last night?
i...don't know.
What is something weird about you that nobody knows?
of course
Do you have a secret that you've never told anyone?
yes
Something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
there are many things, and because they are things i hate talking about, i am not going to talk about them here.
How many pillows do you sleep with?
one here--it's the memory foam neck thing. two at my house because they are regular.
What color shirt are you wearing?
it is pink and has a penguin on it. and it is a little sparkly.
Last person you kissed, what is your relationship?
it is a bit complex. mostly we are friends.
Will this weekend be a good one?
most of it
Has anyone upset you in the last week?
yes
At the beginning of 2009, who were you in a relationship with?
i was not
Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
uh, yeah, like every class i had last spring
Last text was from?
cait
Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
when i was like 3 i cut my own hair and the adults were Not Pleased.
Latest you stayed up in the past week?
probably like 6, 6:30
Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five days?
5 days...omg subtracting hard. ok no.
Who was the last person you talked to?
mm...in person, traum and katlyn and other newspaper kids.
Do you have plans tomorrow?
appointment, missing class, paper, work, die
Do you like to cuddle?
no i have advanced views on this, actually. ask wife.
What is something you disliked about your day?
unexpected meeting with chiefs
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
maybe sarah. it was kind of deep. if not, then wife.
Are you sarcastic?
no
Are you listening to music right now?
that was sarcastic, that no. if you didn't catch that.
What pissed you off yesterday?
omg EVERYTHING I WAS SO PISSY
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
sleeping sleeping sleeping
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a K?
no. oh man that reminded me of the kid i had a big crush on in 4th grade though. kevin.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
chilly
What do you currently hear right now?
loud computer fan.
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
can't see it at all right now
Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
yeah. overrated.
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
yes. today, even.
Does anyone hate you?
probs
What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
it'd...have really good hair.
Are you happy with life right now?
kinda no, actually. boo.