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Survey #1:
Are you single?
unfortunately
Who’s in your profile picture with you?
just me
Do you have to wear glasses?
I prefer contacts
Do you like Red Bull?
never tried it but probably not
Do you drink regular or diet sodas
diet usually
What are you doing tonight?
watching football
Would you ever be in a "Girls Gone Wild" tape?
nope
Ever broken a bone?
maybe
Have you ever had fake nails?
no
What are you doing Saturday?
No idea. That's a week away still.
Last person that called you?
uhh...it was Friday so I don't remember.
Does everyone deserve a second chance?
generally yes
Last time you had pizza?
Maybe last week, if you count a calzone
When is the last time you wore a dress?
to a wedding last year I think?
Do you blow dry your hair?
rarely
Last restaurant you went to?
what's it called...the Chinese buffet by my house...
Do you believe in karma?
sometimes
How many days until your next birthday?
less than a month...
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
n/a
What's irritating you right now?
work
What radio station(s) do you listen to?
country
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
yes
Have you had the chicken pox?
yeah, I was 13
Thing you're looking forward to?
nothing
What are you wearing on your feet?
nothing
What is your favorite number ?
15
What are your initials?
SBH
Are you a morning person or a night person?
neither
Do you care what others think about you?
usually
What did you do last night?
went to church, stopped at the dollar tree, went home, took the dog for a walk, ate dinner & watched tv & played on the internet
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I have to go to work, so no
Last place you hugged someone?
don't remember
Do you know anyone named Matt?
si
What color is your hair?
Dark brown
Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
wavy
Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Myself
Do you currently have a hickey?
No
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Rose & her family at Holiday World (just days before she dumped me)
Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
regularly...is that the same as a lot?
Is the sun shining?
no...stupid Eastern Daylight time, it's still freakin' dark out
What jewelry are you wearing?
earrings in my cartilage that are never taken out
Are you tired right now?
a little
Do you lead people on?
I don't think so?
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
not that I remember
Are you a heavy sleeper?
occasionally
Are you mad at someone right now?
not really
Do you believe in love?
I used to
Will you get married?
don't know anymore
Who was the first person you talked to today?
no one...since my dog isn't a person
Are you a forgiving person?
usually
When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends list?
n/a
How late did you stay up last night?
clock said 11:22 when I turned off the light.
When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
more than a few times in the past few weeks
Who took your profile picture?
n/a
What bill do you hate paying the most?
home phone
Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
don't remember
Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
yes...sort of
Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. A
How many colleges did you attend?
2
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
it was clean
What are your thoughts on gas prices
it's still better than Europe
First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
no alarm, Oliver needed out again so I just stayed up
Do you miss being a child?
some parts of it...like no bills
What errand/chore do you despise?
cleaning the toilet...yuck!
Get up early or sleep in?
Sleeping in would be nice but as I said...my dog gets me up early
What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
usually groceries cuz it's cheaper there
Beach or lake?
either
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
sometimes
Do you own property?
no
Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
n/a
Grey's or 'The Office?
Grey's
Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
not speaking up sooner
What famous person would you like to have dinner with?( this is tough)
don't know
Indoors or Outdoor?
outdoors
Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
not on purpose!
Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
nope
Last book you read?
Jillian Michaels' Winning By Losing
Do you have a teddy bear?
no...just a dog
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
shower I guess
Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Fran
Do you go to church?
I try
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
well both eventually but new career right now
Survey #2:
What was the highlight of your week?:
nothing
Who's car were you in last?:
my own
When is the next time you are going to kiss someone?
don't know
How long is your hair?:
shoulder-length
Last movie you watched?:
V for Vendetta was on tv the other night but I didn't get to watch it all
Last thing you ate?:
cheese quesadilla I made for dinner last night
Last thing you drank?
water
Where did you sleep last night?:
in my bed
What did you say last?
don't remember, it was to the dog
Where is your phone?:
on the end table
What color are your eyes?:
brown
When was the last time you had your heart broken?:
currently
Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?:
political ads, the economy
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?:
a new job that I like
What is your favorite flower?:
let's not discuss flowers
Who makes you happiest right now?:
my puppy
What were you doing at midnight last night?:
sleeping
What's for dinner tonight?:
dunno
What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I had a Leinie's Honey Weiss last night - it's better on tap though
Who was the last person to send you a text message?:
my little sister
Where was the last place you went shopping?:
Dollar Tree
How do you feel about your hair right now?:
can't decide if I want it shorter, or longer so I can put it in a ponytail
What time did you wake up this morning?:
just before 7 cuz Oliver wanted out
Where does your fam live?
Indy area
Are you an only child or do you have siblings?:
4 sisters
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?:
maybe
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?:
we got up and went out at 3am, why do we need to go out again already?
MySpace or Facebook?:
facebook
What is/was your favorite subject in school?:
science or math
Do you have any hidden talents?:
I guess
Have you ever been IN a wedding?:
twice
Do you have any children?:
just 4 legged
Will you take a nap today?:
probably
Are you multitasking right now?:
no, unless you count that the tv is on but it's mostly for background noise
Could you handle being in the military?:
nope....I'm gay and fat
What is your average cell phone bill?
~$50
Do you believe in karma?:
sometimes
Ever been to Las Vegas?:
nope
Ever been to Disneyland/world?:
Disney World but I barely remember it cuz I was 5 or 6
Do you have a favorite cartoon character?:
Apu!
Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?:
dropped it in the bathrub
Survey #3:
If you married the person you last texted, what would your last name be?
n/a....it was my sister!
What I did today:
so far, got up, let the dog out, got a drink, and checked email
Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them?
probably
What is one fact about the last person who called you?
don't remember
Can you use chopsticks?
sort of
How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
don't remember
Last time you were on the phone?
Friday
What's for dinner?
don't know, I haven't even had breakfast
Ever been to the Statue of Liberty?
no, but I have been to the Empire State Building
Voting for Obama?
haven't decided yet but probably
How many e-mail addresses do you have?
too many
Last time you washed your hair?
Friday
Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
my dog
Do you like Oreos?
yeah but not those new flavors...just give me the original
Can you ice skate?
not really
Do you have a brother?
nope
Do you know how to change a diaper?
yeah but it's been a while
Do you keep a planner?
I have one but it's probably not up to date
What kind of mood are you in?
dreary, like it is outside
What pills do you take daily?
too many - mostly allergy & vitamins
Baths or showers?
shower usually
Do you take out the trash?
yup
What's the best part about being single?
haven't found it yet
Paper or plastic?
either
Do you watch "The Hills"?
I saw part of it once...not interested
What CD did you last play?
mix I made
What did you do last Saturday night?
last night...nothing
What are you thinking about right now?
I should probably make some breakfast after this
Wearing any bracelets?
Livestrong bracelet
Last thing someone bought for you?
Rose got my flowers for the first time...then dumped me a few days later
What are you doing now?
this
Random girl comes up to you and says "who the heck are you?" What do you say back?
what's it to you?
The last song you listened to?
don't remember
What did you do yesterday?
nothing
Who was the last person that helped you stop crying?
my dog...he always smothers me in kisses when I'm sad
What teacher have you hated most and why?
more than a few cuz they were asses
What do you really think happened to Steve on Blues Clues?
didn't know anything happened to him
Who is your most religious friend?
hmm...probably my little sister
Who do you trust with your life?
my little sister
If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
I wouldn't change it
What would you say if someone told you they loved you?
depends on who
What do you hate about your school?
i'm too old for this quiz
Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
probably
Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
no
Are you afraid of falling in love?
yeah
Is there someone that popped in your mind after that question?
not really
What is your middle name?
Beth
If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
nothing in particular comes to mind
What did you wear today?
still in pj's - shorts & brown VU CRU shirt
Can you make a dollar in change right now?
many times
Favorite jeans?
are too tight
Favorite animal?
is sleeping on the love seat
Favorite juice
orange with calcium currently
Have you had the chicken pox?
yea
Have you had a sore throat?
not recently
Who knows you the best?
me
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
contacts
Did you get in a fight with someone today?
no
Last person to lay in your bed?
myself
Last person to see you cry?
Rose
What are your plans for the weekend?
nothing, watching football
Are you happy right now?
do you have to ask?
Are you hungry?
yeah
Are you a forgiving person?
eventually
Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
no
Are you talking to someone while doing this?
no
What are you about to do right now?
make some breakfast
Survey #4:
Be recognized for saving 500 people's lives or be voted the no. 1 sexiest person in your country?
save 500 people's lives
Have an alarm clock that wakes you by slowly making your bed ice cold or an alarm clock that wakes you by shaking your bed violently?
neither one
Run into a wall or fall down the stairs?
neither one feels too good
Be a pirate or be a ninja?
ninja
Be the no. 1 entertainer for 4 years or be president of the US?
entertainer
Walk on the ocean floor or jump to the moon with moonboots?
moon
Be a superhero or be a super villan?
superhero!
Be really creative or be really intelligent?
creative
Be able to fly or be able to turn invisible?
fly!
Be super famous on YouTube or win 1 thousand dollars?
1000 dollars
Have cookies and milk or juice and crackers?
either
Go without watching TV for 2 weeks or without a computer for 2 weeks?
that's a tough one...I'll say computer cuz then I couldn't work!
Have a million friends that secretly hate you or have 1 best friend?
one best friend
Live in hot weather for the rest of your life or cold weather for the rest of your life?
neither
Take over the Playboy Mansion when Hugh Heffner dies or Win the Lottery?
win the lottery
Be a good singer or be a good dancer?
dancer cuz I can't dance!
Be a famous singer or be a famous actor/actress?
singer...
Sleep with a celebrity of your choice or not have to work for 5 years?
not work for 5 years
Win 5 million dollars or find true love?
true love, if it really exists for me
Live in a house on the water or live in a castle?
live in a castle, what with all the flooding lately
Be Jonny Depp's girlfriend or have Jonny Depp's salary?
i'll take his money.
Be the same age forever or live to 100?
100 I guess
Become famous for having a meltdown on YouTube or never become famous?
never be famous
Have lived in the 8th century or be born in the year 3000? (If the world still exists then)
lived in the 8th century and be a knight!
Be a mad scientist or a private invertigator?
oooh...mad scientist!
Have rain for a year non-stop or have nothing but suns for a year non-stop?
sun I guess
Kill your own meal (meat) or become a vegetarian?
veg I guess
Get stuck in an elevator for 34 hours or gain 15 pounds?
I've already gained 15 pounds
Be too hot with all your clothes off or too cold with a winter coat on?
cold cuz I could still put more clothes on!
Be alergic to your favorite food or never find true love?
allergic I guess - I developed a shellfish allergy and I looooved shrimp before
Be a dinosaur or be a penguin?
penguin
Be trapped in a haunted house alone or alone on a deserted island?
hmm, Island I guess
Have love but no money or have money but no love?
what kind of love?
Do Elmo workout videos or be obese?
well I'm already obese but if Elmo worksout videos work then I'll do it
Live in Paris as a bum for a year or live in Kansas and be rich?
Kansas
Get hit by a car going 8 miles per hour or fall down 2 flights of steps?
neither
Give up alcohol or give up your favorite food?
alcohol, I rarely drink anymore as it is
Skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?
my birthday I guess....never really do anything on my birthday anyways
Own a MAC or own a PC?
owned a lot of PCs
Never use MySpace again or never use Facebook again?
either
Only eat chicken for the rest of your life or only eat beef for the rest of your life?
chicken
Date the wrong people until you meet the right one or stay single til you meet the right one?
that depends if the right one really exists
Have muscular abs or have muscular arms?
abs
Go to federal prison for 3 months or go through 4 years of high school all over again?
neither
Have a bird that curses or a dog that humps things?
I already have the dog
Be rich and lose it all or never become rich?
never be rich
Survey #1:
Are you single?
unfortunately
Who’s in your profile picture with you?
just me
Do you have to wear glasses?
I prefer contacts
Do you like Red Bull?
never tried it but probably not
Do you drink regular or diet sodas
diet usually
What are you doing tonight?
watching football
Would you ever be in a "Girls Gone Wild" tape?
nope
Ever broken a bone?
maybe
Have you ever had fake nails?
no
What are you doing Saturday?
No idea. That's a week away still.
Last person that called you?
uhh...it was Friday so I don't remember.
Does everyone deserve a second chance?
generally yes
Last time you had pizza?
Maybe last week, if you count a calzone
When is the last time you wore a dress?
to a wedding last year I think?
Do you blow dry your hair?
rarely
Last restaurant you went to?
what's it called...the Chinese buffet by my house...
Do you believe in karma?
sometimes
How many days until your next birthday?
less than a month...
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
n/a
What's irritating you right now?
work
What radio station(s) do you listen to?
country
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
yes
Have you had the chicken pox?
yeah, I was 13
Thing you're looking forward to?
nothing
What are you wearing on your feet?
nothing
What is your favorite number ?
15
What are your initials?
SBH
Are you a morning person or a night person?
neither
Do you care what others think about you?
usually
What did you do last night?
went to church, stopped at the dollar tree, went home, took the dog for a walk, ate dinner & watched tv & played on the internet
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I have to go to work, so no
Last place you hugged someone?
don't remember
Do you know anyone named Matt?
si
What color is your hair?
Dark brown
Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
wavy
Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Myself
Do you currently have a hickey?
No
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Rose & her family at Holiday World (just days before she dumped me)
Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
regularly...is that the same as a lot?
Is the sun shining?
no...stupid Eastern Daylight time, it's still freakin' dark out
What jewelry are you wearing?
earrings in my cartilage that are never taken out
Are you tired right now?
a little
Do you lead people on?
I don't think so?
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
not that I remember
Are you a heavy sleeper?
occasionally
Are you mad at someone right now?
not really
Do you believe in love?
I used to
Will you get married?
don't know anymore
Who was the first person you talked to today?
no one...since my dog isn't a person
Are you a forgiving person?
usually
When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends list?
n/a
How late did you stay up last night?
clock said 11:22 when I turned off the light.
When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
more than a few times in the past few weeks
Who took your profile picture?
n/a
What bill do you hate paying the most?
home phone
Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
don't remember
Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
yes...sort of
Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. A
How many colleges did you attend?
2
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
it was clean
What are your thoughts on gas prices
it's still better than Europe
First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
no alarm, Oliver needed out again so I just stayed up
Do you miss being a child?
some parts of it...like no bills
What errand/chore do you despise?
cleaning the toilet...yuck!
Get up early or sleep in?
Sleeping in would be nice but as I said...my dog gets me up early
What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
usually groceries cuz it's cheaper there
Beach or lake?
either
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
sometimes
Do you own property?
no
Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
n/a
Grey's or 'The Office?
Grey's
Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
not speaking up sooner
What famous person would you like to have dinner with?( this is tough)
don't know
Indoors or Outdoor?
outdoors
Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
not on purpose!
Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
nope
Last book you read?
Jillian Michaels' Winning By Losing
Do you have a teddy bear?
no...just a dog
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
shower I guess
Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Fran
Do you go to church?
I try
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
well both eventually but new career right now
Survey #2:
What was the highlight of your week?:
nothing
Who's car were you in last?:
my own
When is the next time you are going to kiss someone?
don't know
How long is your hair?:
shoulder-length
Last movie you watched?:
V for Vendetta was on tv the other night but I didn't get to watch it all
Last thing you ate?:
cheese quesadilla I made for dinner last night
Last thing you drank?
water
Where did you sleep last night?:
in my bed
What did you say last?
don't remember, it was to the dog
Where is your phone?:
on the end table
What color are your eyes?:
brown
When was the last time you had your heart broken?:
currently
Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?:
political ads, the economy
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?:
a new job that I like
What is your favorite flower?:
let's not discuss flowers
Who makes you happiest right now?:
my puppy
What were you doing at midnight last night?:
sleeping
What's for dinner tonight?:
dunno
What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I had a Leinie's Honey Weiss last night - it's better on tap though
Who was the last person to send you a text message?:
my little sister
Where was the last place you went shopping?:
Dollar Tree
How do you feel about your hair right now?:
can't decide if I want it shorter, or longer so I can put it in a ponytail
What time did you wake up this morning?:
just before 7 cuz Oliver wanted out
Where does your fam live?
Indy area
Are you an only child or do you have siblings?:
4 sisters
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?:
maybe
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?:
we got up and went out at 3am, why do we need to go out again already?
MySpace or Facebook?:
What is/was your favorite subject in school?:
science or math
Do you have any hidden talents?:
I guess
Have you ever been IN a wedding?:
twice
Do you have any children?:
just 4 legged
Will you take a nap today?:
probably
Are you multitasking right now?:
no, unless you count that the tv is on but it's mostly for background noise
Could you handle being in the military?:
nope....I'm gay and fat
What is your average cell phone bill?
~$50
Do you believe in karma?:
sometimes
Ever been to Las Vegas?:
nope
Ever been to Disneyland/world?:
Disney World but I barely remember it cuz I was 5 or 6
Do you have a favorite cartoon character?:
Apu!
Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?:
dropped it in the bathrub
Survey #3:
If you married the person you last texted, what would your last name be?
n/a....it was my sister!
What I did today:
so far, got up, let the dog out, got a drink, and checked email
Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them?
probably
What is one fact about the last person who called you?
don't remember
Can you use chopsticks?
sort of
How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
don't remember
Last time you were on the phone?
Friday
What's for dinner?
don't know, I haven't even had breakfast
Ever been to the Statue of Liberty?
no, but I have been to the Empire State Building
Voting for Obama?
haven't decided yet but probably
How many e-mail addresses do you have?
too many
Last time you washed your hair?
Friday
Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
my dog
Do you like Oreos?
yeah but not those new flavors...just give me the original
Can you ice skate?
not really
Do you have a brother?
nope
Do you know how to change a diaper?
yeah but it's been a while
Do you keep a planner?
I have one but it's probably not up to date
What kind of mood are you in?
dreary, like it is outside
What pills do you take daily?
too many - mostly allergy & vitamins
Baths or showers?
shower usually
Do you take out the trash?
yup
What's the best part about being single?
haven't found it yet
Paper or plastic?
either
Do you watch "The Hills"?
I saw part of it once...not interested
What CD did you last play?
mix I made
What did you do last Saturday night?
last night...nothing
What are you thinking about right now?
I should probably make some breakfast after this
Wearing any bracelets?
Livestrong bracelet
Last thing someone bought for you?
Rose got my flowers for the first time...then dumped me a few days later
What are you doing now?
this
Random girl comes up to you and says "who the heck are you?" What do you say back?
what's it to you?
The last song you listened to?
don't remember
What did you do yesterday?
nothing
Who was the last person that helped you stop crying?
my dog...he always smothers me in kisses when I'm sad
What teacher have you hated most and why?
more than a few cuz they were asses
What do you really think happened to Steve on Blues Clues?
didn't know anything happened to him
Who is your most religious friend?
hmm...probably my little sister
Who do you trust with your life?
my little sister
If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
I wouldn't change it
What would you say if someone told you they loved you?
depends on who
What do you hate about your school?
i'm too old for this quiz
Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
probably
Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
no
Are you afraid of falling in love?
yeah
Is there someone that popped in your mind after that question?
not really
What is your middle name?
Beth
If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
nothing in particular comes to mind
What did you wear today?
still in pj's - shorts & brown VU CRU shirt
Can you make a dollar in change right now?
many times
Favorite jeans?
are too tight
Favorite animal?
is sleeping on the love seat
Favorite juice
orange with calcium currently
Have you had the chicken pox?
yea
Have you had a sore throat?
not recently
Who knows you the best?
me
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
contacts
Did you get in a fight with someone today?
no
Last person to lay in your bed?
myself
Last person to see you cry?
Rose
What are your plans for the weekend?
nothing, watching football
Are you happy right now?
do you have to ask?
Are you hungry?
yeah
Are you a forgiving person?
eventually
Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
no
Are you talking to someone while doing this?
no
What are you about to do right now?
make some breakfast
Survey #4:
Be recognized for saving 500 people's lives or be voted the no. 1 sexiest person in your country?
save 500 people's lives
Have an alarm clock that wakes you by slowly making your bed ice cold or an alarm clock that wakes you by shaking your bed violently?
neither one
Run into a wall or fall down the stairs?
neither one feels too good
Be a pirate or be a ninja?
ninja
Be the no. 1 entertainer for 4 years or be president of the US?
entertainer
Walk on the ocean floor or jump to the moon with moonboots?
moon
Be a superhero or be a super villan?
superhero!
Be really creative or be really intelligent?
creative
Be able to fly or be able to turn invisible?
fly!
Be super famous on YouTube or win 1 thousand dollars?
1000 dollars
Have cookies and milk or juice and crackers?
either
Go without watching TV for 2 weeks or without a computer for 2 weeks?
that's a tough one...I'll say computer cuz then I couldn't work!
Have a million friends that secretly hate you or have 1 best friend?
one best friend
Live in hot weather for the rest of your life or cold weather for the rest of your life?
neither
Take over the Playboy Mansion when Hugh Heffner dies or Win the Lottery?
win the lottery
Be a good singer or be a good dancer?
dancer cuz I can't dance!
Be a famous singer or be a famous actor/actress?
singer...
Sleep with a celebrity of your choice or not have to work for 5 years?
not work for 5 years
Win 5 million dollars or find true love?
true love, if it really exists for me
Live in a house on the water or live in a castle?
live in a castle, what with all the flooding lately
Be Jonny Depp's girlfriend or have Jonny Depp's salary?
i'll take his money.
Be the same age forever or live to 100?
100 I guess
Become famous for having a meltdown on YouTube or never become famous?
never be famous
Have lived in the 8th century or be born in the year 3000? (If the world still exists then)
lived in the 8th century and be a knight!
Be a mad scientist or a private invertigator?
oooh...mad scientist!
Have rain for a year non-stop or have nothing but suns for a year non-stop?
sun I guess
Kill your own meal (meat) or become a vegetarian?
veg I guess
Get stuck in an elevator for 34 hours or gain 15 pounds?
I've already gained 15 pounds
Be too hot with all your clothes off or too cold with a winter coat on?
cold cuz I could still put more clothes on!
Be alergic to your favorite food or never find true love?
allergic I guess - I developed a shellfish allergy and I looooved shrimp before
Be a dinosaur or be a penguin?
penguin
Be trapped in a haunted house alone or alone on a deserted island?
hmm, Island I guess
Have love but no money or have money but no love?
what kind of love?
Do Elmo workout videos or be obese?
well I'm already obese but if Elmo worksout videos work then I'll do it
Live in Paris as a bum for a year or live in Kansas and be rich?
Kansas
Get hit by a car going 8 miles per hour or fall down 2 flights of steps?
neither
Give up alcohol or give up your favorite food?
alcohol, I rarely drink anymore as it is
Skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?
my birthday I guess....never really do anything on my birthday anyways
Own a MAC or own a PC?
owned a lot of PCs
Never use MySpace again or never use Facebook again?
either
Only eat chicken for the rest of your life or only eat beef for the rest of your life?
chicken
Date the wrong people until you meet the right one or stay single til you meet the right one?
that depends if the right one really exists
Have muscular abs or have muscular arms?
abs
Go to federal prison for 3 months or go through 4 years of high school all over again?
neither
Have a bird that curses or a dog that humps things?
I already have the dog
Be rich and lose it all or never become rich?
never be rich