Happy New Year and LolRap
Happy New Year everyone!
On a whim, I translated T-Pain's "Buy You a Drank" into lolspeak.
[T-Pain:]
Snap Ya Fingers
Do The Step
You Can Do It All By Yourself
The snapz and wobbles. I dos dem when alown.
[Verse 1:]
Baby Girl
Whats Your Name
Let Me Talk To You
Let Me Buy You A Drink
I'm T-Pain, You Know Me
Konvict Music Have Every Boy Like Ohh Wee
I Know The Club Close At 3
Whats The Chance A You Rollin Wit Me
Back To The Crib
Show You How I Live
Lets Get Drunk Forget What We Did
Oh hai! I'ma getchu a Smirnoff. I'm called T-Pain cuz my mommah cryed out so much birthin' me. I'ma parta Konvict Music, dey ownz mai moniez. Retarded noyze! We gotsta go at 3, wanna come to mai howz and git drunk?
[Chorus:]
Imma Buy You A Drank
Then Imma Take You Home With Me
I Got Money In The Bank
Shawty Whachu Think Bout That
Find Me In The Grey Cadillac
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh
Srsly, tayke the Smirnoff, you'll need it! I'ma abductchu, but I haz a bank account so that maykes abductshun legal. Meet me in the grey Cadillac and then we'll have smex! I mayke noyzes 'cuz I'm retarded.
[Verse 2:]
Talk To Me, I Talk Back
Lets Talk Money, I Top That
Crunk Juice Bottle
Oakly Shades
Shawty Got Class
Oh Behave
Lets Get Gone
Walk It Out (Walk It Out)
Just Like That
That's What I'm Talkin' Bout
We Gone Have Fun
You Gone See
On That Patron
You Should Get Like Me
Lez chat. I kan talkz, despite being a rappar. I'ma propowze we have smex, again. Name me a pryce for smex witchu, ho. Oh hai! A better pryce ... I can givez it. Yer expensive tayste in drankz and fancie shadez tell me you arr a cheezburger. Lezzgo to my howz and get moar drunk!
[Verse 3: Young Joc]
Wont You Meet Me At The Bar
Respect Big Pimpin'
Tell Me How You Feel
Mama Tell Me What You Sippin'
A Certified Dime Piece
Deserve Louy 1-3
150 A Shot
3 For You And 3 For Me
I'm Checkin' Yo Body Language
I Love The Conversation
And When You Lick Your Lips
I Get A Tinglin' Sensation
Now Were Both Bout Tipsy
You Say You In The Mood
All I Need Is Bout A Hour
Better Yet Maybe Two
Let Me Take You Where I Live
Ferrari Switch Gears
When I Whisper In Ya Ear
Ya Legs Hit The Chandleer
Passion Fruit And Sex
All In The Atmosphere
Imma Let T-Pain Sing It
So He Can Make It Clear
Sex appeal ... I haz it, 'cuz I own shynee thangs. Dis maykes me a pimp! Whatchu wanna drank, like yer not drunk enuff alredee. Smex. Smex smex. Smex naow? Kthx. T-Pain, sing the rest of mai verce for me, I'm bizee naow. Bai.
On a whim, I translated T-Pain's "Buy You a Drank" into lolspeak.
[T-Pain:]
Snap Ya Fingers
Do The Step
You Can Do It All By Yourself
The snapz and wobbles. I dos dem when alown.
[Verse 1:]
Baby Girl
Whats Your Name
Let Me Talk To You
Let Me Buy You A Drink
I'm T-Pain, You Know Me
Konvict Music Have Every Boy Like Ohh Wee
I Know The Club Close At 3
Whats The Chance A You Rollin Wit Me
Back To The Crib
Show You How I Live
Lets Get Drunk Forget What We Did
Oh hai! I'ma getchu a Smirnoff. I'm called T-Pain cuz my mommah cryed out so much birthin' me. I'ma parta Konvict Music, dey ownz mai moniez. Retarded noyze! We gotsta go at 3, wanna come to mai howz and git drunk?
[Chorus:]
Imma Buy You A Drank
Then Imma Take You Home With Me
I Got Money In The Bank
Shawty Whachu Think Bout That
Find Me In The Grey Cadillac
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh
Srsly, tayke the Smirnoff, you'll need it! I'ma abductchu, but I haz a bank account so that maykes abductshun legal. Meet me in the grey Cadillac and then we'll have smex! I mayke noyzes 'cuz I'm retarded.
[Verse 2:]
Talk To Me, I Talk Back
Lets Talk Money, I Top That
Crunk Juice Bottle
Oakly Shades
Shawty Got Class
Oh Behave
Lets Get Gone
Walk It Out (Walk It Out)
Just Like That
That's What I'm Talkin' Bout
We Gone Have Fun
You Gone See
On That Patron
You Should Get Like Me
Lez chat. I kan talkz, despite being a rappar. I'ma propowze we have smex, again. Name me a pryce for smex witchu, ho. Oh hai! A better pryce ... I can givez it. Yer expensive tayste in drankz and fancie shadez tell me you arr a cheezburger. Lezzgo to my howz and get moar drunk!
[Verse 3: Young Joc]
Wont You Meet Me At The Bar
Respect Big Pimpin'
Tell Me How You Feel
Mama Tell Me What You Sippin'
A Certified Dime Piece
Deserve Louy 1-3
150 A Shot
3 For You And 3 For Me
I'm Checkin' Yo Body Language
I Love The Conversation
And When You Lick Your Lips
I Get A Tinglin' Sensation
Now Were Both Bout Tipsy
You Say You In The Mood
All I Need Is Bout A Hour
Better Yet Maybe Two
Let Me Take You Where I Live
Ferrari Switch Gears
When I Whisper In Ya Ear
Ya Legs Hit The Chandleer
Passion Fruit And Sex
All In The Atmosphere
Imma Let T-Pain Sing It
So He Can Make It Clear
Sex appeal ... I haz it, 'cuz I own shynee thangs. Dis maykes me a pimp! Whatchu wanna drank, like yer not drunk enuff alredee. Smex. Smex smex. Smex naow? Kthx. T-Pain, sing the rest of mai verce for me, I'm bizee naow. Bai.