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THOSE SLACKERS RAN OFF WITHOUT ME! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I AM FURIOUS! HOW DARE THEY JUST RUN OFF AND LEAVE ME?! I'LL HAVE DADDY OR MARLOWE GIVE THEM HELL FOR THIS!!!!!!
Hmph, those two morons are probably ran off ahead of me to get drunk at some bar. Oh, they are going to get it! Running off and leaving me out here in the middle of nowhere! I'm beginning to think letting them come with me was a bad idea. I'll pull their drunken behinds out of the bar, take all their money and send them packing back to Tinto, and let Daddy...or Marlowe, I guess is more likely...deal with them! I only wish I could watch those two idiots try to get back to Tinto when I take all their money! They're so stupid they'll be lost without my guidance! I guess I can't blame Samus for his low level of intelligence-after all. He's foreign. And Reed's hair takes up so much space there's not any room for a decent-sized brain! HA!
I think I'll take my time getting to Higheast, too. I want them to be nice and sloshed when I find them-that'll make the tongue-lashing I give them even juicier, with their slurred speech and falling over each other...and it'll make trying to take their money even easier! Ah, it's so easy to trick common-folk, since they have so much trouble controlling their baser instincts. What am I talking about, all common people have are base instincts!
...I wonder who that old bat was. Well, free gift, so I won't complain. Actually, come to think of it, I will complain! This book is junk! It's filthy! Disgusting! It's soooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly! I'll pawn it when I get to Higheast, I'm sure someone will think this piece of junk has some worth. Okay, so...I'll get into the city, sell the book, and then find Reed and Samus, steal their money, send them packing back to Tinto, and then spend the night at the glitziest inn at the city! I'm getting so tired of sleeping on the ground. Like an animal a commoner! I might even stay a few days and do some shopping! Oh, that does sound like fun.
Hmph, those two morons are probably ran off ahead of me to get drunk at some bar. Oh, they are going to get it! Running off and leaving me out here in the middle of nowhere! I'm beginning to think letting them come with me was a bad idea. I'll pull their drunken behinds out of the bar, take all their money and send them packing back to Tinto, and let Daddy...or Marlowe, I guess is more likely...deal with them! I only wish I could watch those two idiots try to get back to Tinto when I take all their money! They're so stupid they'll be lost without my guidance! I guess I can't blame Samus for his low level of intelligence-after all. He's foreign. And Reed's hair takes up so much space there's not any room for a decent-sized brain! HA!
I think I'll take my time getting to Higheast, too. I want them to be nice and sloshed when I find them-that'll make the tongue-lashing I give them even juicier, with their slurred speech and falling over each other...and it'll make trying to take their money even easier! Ah, it's so easy to trick common-folk, since they have so much trouble controlling their baser instincts. What am I talking about, all common people have are base instincts!
...I wonder who that old bat was. Well, free gift, so I won't complain. Actually, come to think of it, I will complain! This book is junk! It's filthy! Disgusting! It's soooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly! I'll pawn it when I get to Higheast, I'm sure someone will think this piece of junk has some worth. Okay, so...I'll get into the city, sell the book, and then find Reed and Samus, steal their money, send them packing back to Tinto, and then spend the night at the glitziest inn at the city! I'm getting so tired of sleeping on the ground. Like an animal a commoner! I might even stay a few days and do some shopping! Oh, that does sound like fun.