The 5 stages of convincing someone to come to class

Oct 23, 2009 21:34

What we do, or rather try to do, when we want to convince Eleena to attend her classes like a normal person.


Step 1: Persuasion
Where we try every means of persuasion in our book.
A: Come on, come to class.
E: I don't want to. D= *Reluctant face*
A: You have to attend classes you know, you can't skip everything.
And so it goes on, and on, and on, and Eleena escapes us every time, unconvincable, that girl.

Step 2: Bargaining
Where we try exchanging conditions.
A: I'll buy you lunch, teach you stuff, you name it.
E: Nah, next time
Well it's back to square one.

Step 3: Threats
Where we bring out the big guns, well kind of. XD
A: If you don't come tomorrow you owe me lunch for a month.
Let's just say our words fall on deaf ears.

Step 4: Acceptance
Where we finally accept defeat.
A: Are you coming to class?
E: Nope.
A: Okay.

Step 5: Memories
Where we begin to forget her name, or that she even existed. Hahaha.
A: Why is there an empty seat here?
B: I'm saving a spot. For the 5th member of our group. For...For...What was her name again?
A: Elee...um...Amy? Amanda?
B: Amy yea. I think that's it.
C: We have a 5th member?
Yea pretty much that.

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