The Star Wars Kid was just goofing off at school. Now he finds his private performance downloaded by over 15 million Internet users across the world ( Read more... )

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LOOK! MY MOM JUST ENTERED MY ROOM FOR THE 348248239482039472304TH TIME IN THE LAST MINUTE! SO IM POSTING AGAIN!

lets see, this time she comes into my room asking me to put batteries into the flashlight. Im like what, you cant fucking do it yourself? Well Im not putting them in, because THAT FLASHLIGHT DOESNT WORK!!!!!!! so she goes OHHHHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

I havent been up this early since Ive gone to sleep this late...

Bizilly Bizobkey is in the hizouse! G-G-G-G-G UNNNNNIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!

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....WHEN HES HUNGRY AT 4AM??????

Well, this one rummages through the kitchen, and remembers that theres pancake mix in the cabinet. So he finds the box...


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Pheonix joins my list of top 10 movies.

there are three truths in life...

1.your born
2.your gonna die
3.things change

well.....maybe theres a 4th truth..
everyone has their Stella, and once shes gone, the rest of them will never be the same

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FUCKING MICE!! THERES ANOTHER ONE!!

I SWEAR IM GOING TO BLOW HIM THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! GODDAmMIT!!!!!!!

HE WAS ON MY COMPUTER TABLE STARING ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!