Isn't turkey supposed to make you tired?

[shutdownrestart]

Its 5:30 am in Bradenton, Fl or as the cool kids call it, "B-Town". I tried to go to sleep a bit ago to then realize that I was fucking hungry. Upon this discovery I knew it wouldn't be long before I was forced to venture into the HOUSE to get some random food. Would the alarm be on? Would the door be unlocked? Would their dog fucking eat me

Comments

[monkeystuff504]

Tate that was the most anti climatic post ever. Where is the part about catching your uncle fucking the gardener, or someone breaking in while you're eating.