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Nov 11, 2009 16:22

I have decided that this blog is no longer a shameful under-the-mattress log of my unrequited loves and failed literary attempts.  So!  I have Friends Only-ed the more personal entries, and from now it's simply going to be about me and the books that are in or near my house.

The Unnecessary Stephanie's Room Text Adventure

> You are in my bedroom.  Get out.  There is an exit to the East.

> LOOK BEDROOM

> The bedroom contains a bed, desk, walls, windows, books, and a door to the East.

> LOOK BED

> It's a bed.

> GET DESK

> The desk is too heavy for you.

> LOOK DESK

> The desk contains several magazines and CDs, a radio, laptop, and a desk-lamp with a blonde wig on it.

> LOOK LAPTOP

> A 'livejournal' tab is open.

> GET WIG

> You put on the blonde wig.

> LOOK WALLS

> The walls do not contain posters, as the landlord frowns upon such things.  There is a mirror to the South.

> LOOK WINDOWS

> The street is too close to the window, and you feel a little weird.  There is a venus fly-trap and a basil pot on the window sill.

> LOOK BOOKS

> The library contains Byron, Flaubert, Dickens, Wilde, and Tolstoy.

> READ BOOKS

> Are you kidding?  It took me three months to read Anna Karenina.  I'm not typing the text in here.

> LOOK MIRROR

> You are wearing a blonde wig.  You look ridiculous.

> EXIT

I read a lot of books.  In fact, I have to finish Mansfield Park and The Ambassadors for next week.  So... like............ bye :-)

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