know a funny thing to do

[shutupassbutt]

a funny thing to do would be to go to the store and look at the condoms, then say loudly "man they ain't got my size," then go up to the counter and ask where the trash bags are

Comments

[secretcow]

this is brilliant.

Also fun is making shopping lists that convince the cashier you're up to something when you bring everything to the counter
EXAMPLES!

rope, duct tape, garbage bags, saw, sleeping pills, shovel, condoms.

OR

one (1) pregnancy test, one (1) coat hanger.

[magicalfencer]

If this were a Flash animation, it would get straight 5s at Newgrounds.