da hillz #5
Oh I know I know I'm way behind so I'm doing the last 3 eps all at once so pay attentionnnn.
I'll try to keep it brief, the thing with this show is they have the same issues and dramarama over and over again...
Episode 13: "It's her move"
-Audrina's acting like a little giddy 12 year old "I'm not gonna plan on anything....we'll see what happens" like she's going on a wittle first date...oh Audrina.
-At the first little sign that he's interested in her she jumps all in and throws her whole self at him. Eek.
-I think that Aurdina's really insecure.
-I can understand why Spencer controls Heidi maybe...she's like a perfect little play thing. Seriously...barbie-like with perfect smiooth hair and glossy lips, and she looks so clean for some reason. And shiny. I want to comb her hair. Stepford ggiiirrrrllllfrrrriieeeenddd.
-Now that Heide got all fired she has so many nw job opportunities...she could be a muppet, or travel around as a real life Barbie making appearances at Toys R Us's across America.
-Oh snap, it just cut off when Lauren was helping Audrina move and talking about how she's been there for Audrina all through the JB thing.
Episode 14: "Back to New York"
-I don't remeber that whole boy thing with Whitney...I guess it was a long time ago and I forgot? He's a hottie though. I love Whitney.
-Omgz wouldn't it be cool if the rumored Whitney spin-off was set in New York!?
-Is that the kid that works the front desk at LA Ink? Dude it is. It so is.
-Oh snap me and Whitney have the same taste in boyz. Lead singers a major hottie but he looks like he's be a jerk.
-When Spencer's talking to Brent, it's the first time he's seems to get PWNED and he knew it and seemed to shrink down with his inflated ego.
-Bad Whitney. Not nice.
Episode 14: "One Last Chance"
-EEE Whitney's hair is so pretty! I wonder if it's like that naturally?
-So JB and Audrina are like officially in an exclusive labeled relationship? Nvm.
-Geez Audrina, don't tell a guy who's treated you badly and manipulated you for years that "he'll always be your number one" that's giving him all the power over you. Again. I've had my share of manipulative boyfriends. Eek.
-How Does Heidi never have a speck of roots growing in? She like...rebleaches her hair every day. No! Spencer does it for her.
-Oh Stephanie is here. I bet she's gonna snitch. That's her role in life, to bounce around different circles spreading juicy tidbits and making them more t'o'd.
-Oh yes. She snitched.
-Oh Spencer got served.
-Wait so how old is JB?
-It cut off on mtv.com too...So I'm assuming that Audrina doesn't hear about the supposed Lauren and JB hookup until Monday yes? 'S gonna be so good. Poor Lauren, and Whitney's leaving her too. Dang.