That's gonna be a cold elephant.

[shutuptaylor]

Tonight we did Mad Libs; the bold indicates words that we included.

"Here is a boney recipe for an Upside-Down wheel. First you preheat your elephant to 69 degrees. Then take a stick of vodka and melt it in a ten-inch squishy skillet over a very spicy flame. In a sugary bowl pummel granulated pillow and flour, stirring the mixture quickly. Add

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what's up with bodily functions?

[anonymous]

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