Mel Gibson ( Read more... )

Hey Wendy, maybe you and I should go on a date since your boyfriend is now fucking a Jew.

......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You guys all fucking suck!!!

This might not be the best time to tell Stan I slept with Wendy.

...This is private right?

BTW. Still hate Jews, this place is just fucked, I'm just saying for clarification!!

UGH FUCKING HELL THIS SUCKS ( Read more... )

Ugh just puked. Fucking heat.

TWEAK!! Make me iced coffee!!

No...more....heat...UGH!!

While I'm stuck in this place, I'm going to need some cash in the meantime. I've already found some totally legal non-immigrant friends and non-prostituting women to begin my totally legal business. Kyle, I may need an accountant on this one.

Kyle...*sigh* We have to talk, Kyle.

This place fucking sucks, it's hot and there's a lot of Asians here.

My new mission in life, aside from killing Kyle and blowing up Berkeley, is to get home from this Oriental hellhole.