4 more days until my surgery ( Read more... )

I'm having surgery on the 24th.
I'm kinda scared.

I'm on the verge of getting kicked out I think.

AMAZING.

And to the girl who is calling kristen and I whores, you should probably shut the fuck up. We are not happy!

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Sometimes I wonder how I got to be sooo good at sucking at life.

I was supposed to have tonight off of work. And of course, I don't.

Happy Birthday Jason!!!

22... You're getting old.

Also, let me remind you that you only have a little over 1.5 years left to buy me as much booze as possible..

So you're present..

Is a little grocery list taped to your t.v. that I would like by this weekend.

Plus a 30 pack(of your choice) for us to share.

:)

P.S. You are my favorite brother

Nate left the penguin with 110 games on it at my house.
Along with Mario Kart.
FUCK YEAH!

I have a crush on a dumb boy. What the hell.

I'm such an idiot when I'm drunk.
Oh well.

Best day of my life.

So in case you haven't heard...
I have a secretary now.
Her name is Kristen.
She's pretty cool..
So if you have a message for me..
616.834.3502