For shocolate
Prompt: Pig
Pairing: Ambiguous
Words: 100
Rating: G
A/N: Happy birthday dearie! I wanted you to have as much birthday as possible!
"Where's that sodding bird? He was supposed to be here this morning. I swear, I should sell him to a taxidermist!"
"You don't mean that."
"The hell I don't!"
"You're just worried about him. You love that bird."
"There he is! What took you so long, you pitiful excuse for a carrier pigeon?"
"Aww. Look at him he's exhausted from carrying the extra pages in that letter. See there's nothing to worry about."
"I wasn't worried."
"Ron, when you worry about a loved one, you get angry over petty things and call them names."
"Do not!"
"You did with me."
Pairing: Ambiguous
Words: 100
Rating: G
A/N: Happy birthday dearie! I wanted you to have as much birthday as possible!
"Where's that sodding bird? He was supposed to be here this morning. I swear, I should sell him to a taxidermist!"
"You don't mean that."
"The hell I don't!"
"You're just worried about him. You love that bird."
"There he is! What took you so long, you pitiful excuse for a carrier pigeon?"
"Aww. Look at him he's exhausted from carrying the extra pages in that letter. See there's nothing to worry about."
"I wasn't worried."
"Ron, when you worry about a loved one, you get angry over petty things and call them names."
"Do not!"
"You did with me."