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[shyquietguy]

Well it's almost my birthday and I have no idea what I want to do. I need some ideas here. Otherwise I'll be sitting at home wondering why I don't have a girlfriend and I'll probably cry myself to sleep. So give me some IDEAS! Thanks!

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[tehl337]

Get a whiskey, and a little whiskey...get in your truck...rent a monkey in a tutu, drive to a .99 store in east LA, walk in and ask for a bottle of thier best wine, with the monkey on your shoulder...argue with the monkey about the economic collaspe in paraguay and tell the monkey that chickens from china were the first 'things' to land on the moon...proceed to buy a bottle of water when the clerk says they dont have .99 wine. Leave with a smile...saying that you know someone, who knows someone that can turn water INTO wine...the reaction should be good, and you will be happy

[coffiend]

i was going to try to write something funny but after reading brandons ive decided that its not worth trying to top that when it's so freakin funny as it is. boo yah.