[OOC: AxA Cafe!AU]
Yay! XD More stuff to put here! I actually have other stuff too, but I'll put those up later.
Anyway, from my, uh... I call it my Cafe!AU. XD SpainxEnglandxSpain of course~ Just... Check it out. XD
~*~
The idiot's head was down on the countertop. It has been for about an hour now and I thought it was high time for me to do something about it. Not that I was worried or anything. No. It's all Feliciano. He nudged me to do it, so now here I am, standing by the counter near our so-called Boss.
"How long do you plan on staying like that?"
No answer.
Which was hella weird, because usually when my brother and I talked to the idiot he--
"Loviiiiiiiii~"
I spoke too soon.
And so I kicked him in the shin.
"Owwwwwww~"
The look of pain on his face always gave me a strange sort of satisfaction. You can call me sadistic. I don't care.
"Idiot. Be more useful! This is your cafe for goodness' sakes! What will our customers think if they saw you with your head down like that on the counter in the middle of the day??"
Yeah, yeah. Same thing for me mouthing off at the boss in the middle of his own cafe, but whatever. Antonio had no right to be lazy. I mean, I didn't. What's his excuse?
Finally, he moved, looking up at me. And what's up with that face?? You'd think someone killed his turtles or--
"BASTARD! LET GO OF ME!"
"He didn't like my teeeeeeeeeeeaaaa~~~"
"What're you--"
And it all came pouring out (along with some snot on my fucking new apron! I'm sure of it!). The moody Englishman with the weird eyebrows who just moved in next door snubbed the idiot's tea. He's been waiting by the entrance all morning and when the Eyebrows with Face came by, he gave him a cup of tea free of charge. And the tea got slammed. Hah! That's what the jerk gets for trying to pick up dates during business hours! And dates with godawfully weird eyebrows at that!
Oh shut up! So I do it too! The picking up dates part, bonehead! Girls like a guy who can serve them coffee and sweeten it with charm. What's your point?? At least I don't try to pick up dates with caterpillar eyebrows and a perpetual scowl...
Stupid Antonio. Why he would like someone like that was beyond me...
"You owe me a new apron, you jerk."
*SNIFFS* "Lo siento..."
"You're pathetic."
"Loooooviiiiiii~~~"
It was like dealing with a kicked puppy who still won't leave you alone. He sounded so pathetic, so needy (and shit, I needed him off my goddamned apron!), I took pity on the imbecile and gave him some sound advice.
"If it means so much to you that he drinks your tea and likes it, find out how he makes it and learn how to do it." So FREAKIN' SIMPLE. "It's SO FREAKIN' SIMPLE..."
The way his eyes grew wide and shone like stars was like he just encountered an apparition of the Virgin Mary. My words were probably like Mana from heaven for the fool, for all the good it seemed to do. Santa Maria, give me the strength to resist headbutting the moron. He's just so thick and annoying... Especially when he's FUCKING ALL OVER ME AGAIN!
"Lovi! You're a genius!"
"I fucking know that! Now let go! Pervert!"
"Lovi~~ No swearing! That's so uncu--URK!"
...
Pray for me, Santa Maria, for I have sinned. I just headbutted my stupid, perverted twit of a boss again and I'm not sorry. At. All.
It's my first time writing with Lovi. XD How was it?
Anyway, from my, uh... I call it my Cafe!AU. XD SpainxEnglandxSpain of course~ Just... Check it out. XD
~*~
The idiot's head was down on the countertop. It has been for about an hour now and I thought it was high time for me to do something about it. Not that I was worried or anything. No. It's all Feliciano. He nudged me to do it, so now here I am, standing by the counter near our so-called Boss.
"How long do you plan on staying like that?"
No answer.
Which was hella weird, because usually when my brother and I talked to the idiot he--
"Loviiiiiiiii~"
I spoke too soon.
And so I kicked him in the shin.
"Owwwwwww~"
The look of pain on his face always gave me a strange sort of satisfaction. You can call me sadistic. I don't care.
"Idiot. Be more useful! This is your cafe for goodness' sakes! What will our customers think if they saw you with your head down like that on the counter in the middle of the day??"
Yeah, yeah. Same thing for me mouthing off at the boss in the middle of his own cafe, but whatever. Antonio had no right to be lazy. I mean, I didn't. What's his excuse?
Finally, he moved, looking up at me. And what's up with that face?? You'd think someone killed his turtles or--
"BASTARD! LET GO OF ME!"
"He didn't like my teeeeeeeeeeeaaaa~~~"
"What're you--"
And it all came pouring out (along with some snot on my fucking new apron! I'm sure of it!). The moody Englishman with the weird eyebrows who just moved in next door snubbed the idiot's tea. He's been waiting by the entrance all morning and when the Eyebrows with Face came by, he gave him a cup of tea free of charge. And the tea got slammed. Hah! That's what the jerk gets for trying to pick up dates during business hours! And dates with godawfully weird eyebrows at that!
Oh shut up! So I do it too! The picking up dates part, bonehead! Girls like a guy who can serve them coffee and sweeten it with charm. What's your point?? At least I don't try to pick up dates with caterpillar eyebrows and a perpetual scowl...
Stupid Antonio. Why he would like someone like that was beyond me...
"You owe me a new apron, you jerk."
*SNIFFS* "Lo siento..."
"You're pathetic."
"Loooooviiiiiii~~~"
It was like dealing with a kicked puppy who still won't leave you alone. He sounded so pathetic, so needy (and shit, I needed him off my goddamned apron!), I took pity on the imbecile and gave him some sound advice.
"If it means so much to you that he drinks your tea and likes it, find out how he makes it and learn how to do it." So FREAKIN' SIMPLE. "It's SO FREAKIN' SIMPLE..."
The way his eyes grew wide and shone like stars was like he just encountered an apparition of the Virgin Mary. My words were probably like Mana from heaven for the fool, for all the good it seemed to do. Santa Maria, give me the strength to resist headbutting the moron. He's just so thick and annoying... Especially when he's FUCKING ALL OVER ME AGAIN!
"Lovi! You're a genius!"
"I fucking know that! Now let go! Pervert!"
"Lovi~~ No swearing! That's so uncu--URK!"
...
Pray for me, Santa Maria, for I have sinned. I just headbutted my stupid, perverted twit of a boss again and I'm not sorry. At. All.
It's my first time writing with Lovi. XD How was it?