a) Because you once moaned my mother's name in your sleep. b) Sometimes you remind me of a foreigner. c) Your occasional pretending to like dick is just a mask for actually liking dick. d) You gatecrashed my house party and shat all over my bedclothes. e) Your love of whimsy is sickening. f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit.
a) I hate you because when we first met you called me a cocksucking buttmunch when you thought I wasn't listening. b) You are the Pot Noodle of all my friends. I only bother because there's nothing else in the cupboard. c) You regularly masturbate over your larp kit and smile to yourself when you lend it out to people. d) You were introduced to me as 'Stinky Matt.' e) Grow a pair. f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit.
a) I hate you because you were too incompetant to to rez me at SoS b) I once mistook you for Chuck Vomboy. c) Your obsession with squirrels extends to the realms of sexuality. d) I first met you trying to scav chips off some scallies in Liverpool. e) Scallies are really just misunderstood salt-of-the-earth types. f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit.
a) I hate you because you married Podge and he was supposed to be mine. b) Sometimes you are like a bad tune I can't get out of my head. c) You secretly harbour racist views. d) When I first met you, you lived in the flat above me which was being run like a makeshift brothel. You were the French Maid Prozzie. e) Torchwood is crap. f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit.
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b) Sometimes you remind me of a foreigner.
c) Your occasional pretending to like dick is just a mask for actually liking dick.
d) You gatecrashed my house party and shat all over my bedclothes.
e) Your love of whimsy is sickening.
f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit.
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b) You are the Pot Noodle of all my friends. I only bother because there's nothing else in the cupboard.
c) You regularly masturbate over your larp kit and smile to yourself when you lend it out to people.
d) You were introduced to me as 'Stinky Matt.'
e) Grow a pair.
f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit.
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b) I once mistook you for Chuck Vomboy.
c) Your obsession with squirrels extends to the realms of sexuality.
d) I first met you trying to scav chips off some scallies in Liverpool.
e) Scallies are really just misunderstood salt-of-the-earth types.
f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit.
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b) Sometimes you are like a bad tune I can't get out of my head.
c) You secretly harbour racist views.
d) When I first met you, you lived in the flat above me which was being run like a makeshift brothel. You were the French Maid Prozzie.
e) Torchwood is crap.
f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit.
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d) that's not even made up though
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