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[siamese_dr3am]

Everyone must get me something cool from wherever they are or I will take a shit in your lawn before you get back.

And yes, I realize that in order to shit in your lawn prior to your return means I must already know who is and who isn't getting me a gift, and yes, I am all-knowing like that. So be forewarned:

You are all predestined to have

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[drivin_sideways]

wtf colby

haha

[_irish_kisses_]

the only place i've been is the beach... and i brought you back plenty of sand

[sticky_fragal]

Mmmm yes she crought you sand.

Maybe I should bring you cows. Or BBQ. Or me.

[sticky_fragal]

P.S. I love you baby

P.P.S. *brought