Subject: Where dogs and cats came from ( Read more... )

Too tired to update tonight.

( NEWS FLASH! )

I don't begrudge anyone their religious beliefs if they have them or even if they don't as long as they don't preach at me. Everyone is welcome to their own. I'm placing these behind a lj-cut as some may find them offensive rather than funny as they are intended. I found them on www.beliefnet.com if you'd like to check them out.

( Bumper Stickers )

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him ( Read more... )

- Home is where you hang your ( Read more... )

( Reincarnation Surprise )

Most everyone knows that I moved to California from Texas and love a good Texas joke. Here's the most recent one ( Read more... )

You Were Actually Born Under:
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed ( Read more... )