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I don't begrudge anyone their religious beliefs if they have them or even if they don't as long as they don't preach at me. Everyone is welcome to their own. I'm placing these behind a lj-cut as some may find them offensive rather than funny as they are intended. I found them on www.beliefnet.com if you'd like to check them out.
*If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
*God please grant me chastity, but not just yet. - St. Augustine
*Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
*If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
*Thank God I'm an Atheist!
*Freedom is the distance between Church and State.
*When the Church ruled the World it was called the Dark Ages.
*God, Protect Me From Your Followers.
*I Don't Mind Straight People, So Long As They Act Gay In Public.
*Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons...For You are Crunchy and Taste Good With Ketchup.
*Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
*I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
*If you were made in God's image, how did you get to be so ugly?
*Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
*If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
*Honk, if you don't exist.
*God's true name is unpronounceable...because God is Welsh.
*God doesn't believe in atheists.
*Don't make me come down there! -- GOD
*The Lord giveth...the IRS taketh away.
*My kid saved your honor student. -- God
*I Died and Went To Heaven and All I Got Was This Lousy Halo
*I’m a Frisbeteerian. When I die my soul goes up to the roof and gets stuck there.
*The High Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana.
*Get a Taste of religion. Lick a Hindu.
*'ANKH if you love Isis!'
*I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.
*Forget world peace--visualize using your turn signal!
*God give me patience....And make it quick!
*Sorry I missed church, I was busy becoming a lesbian and practicing witchcraft.
* My life goal is to piss off Brahma so much that I won't need another life goal.
*Dyslexic Satanists, Sell Their souls To SANTA
*Born OK the first time.
*If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
*Hail to the Sun God, For he is a Fun God, Ra Ra Ra.
*Witches' parking only. All others will be toad.
*Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.
*Come the Rapture, can I have your car?
*Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
*Jesus saves; Buddha recycles.
*Never drive faster than your angels can fly.
*The Ten Commandments Are Not Multiple Choice. -GOD
*Friends don't let friends eat pork.
*Jesus loves you - it's everyone else who thinks you're a jerk!
*If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
*God please grant me chastity, but not just yet. - St. Augustine
*Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
*If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
*Thank God I'm an Atheist!
*Freedom is the distance between Church and State.
*When the Church ruled the World it was called the Dark Ages.
*God, Protect Me From Your Followers.
*I Don't Mind Straight People, So Long As They Act Gay In Public.
*Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons...For You are Crunchy and Taste Good With Ketchup.
*Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
*I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
*If you were made in God's image, how did you get to be so ugly?
*Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
*If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
*Honk, if you don't exist.
*God's true name is unpronounceable...because God is Welsh.
*God doesn't believe in atheists.
*Don't make me come down there! -- GOD
*The Lord giveth...the IRS taketh away.
*My kid saved your honor student. -- God
*I Died and Went To Heaven and All I Got Was This Lousy Halo
*I’m a Frisbeteerian. When I die my soul goes up to the roof and gets stuck there.
*The High Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana.
*Get a Taste of religion. Lick a Hindu.
*'ANKH if you love Isis!'
*I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.
*Forget world peace--visualize using your turn signal!
*God give me patience....And make it quick!
*Sorry I missed church, I was busy becoming a lesbian and practicing witchcraft.
* My life goal is to piss off Brahma so much that I won't need another life goal.
*Dyslexic Satanists, Sell Their souls To SANTA
*Born OK the first time.
*If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
*Hail to the Sun God, For he is a Fun God, Ra Ra Ra.
*Witches' parking only. All others will be toad.
*Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.
*Come the Rapture, can I have your car?
*Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
*Jesus saves; Buddha recycles.
*Never drive faster than your angels can fly.
*The Ten Commandments Are Not Multiple Choice. -GOD
*Friends don't let friends eat pork.
*Jesus loves you - it's everyone else who thinks you're a jerk!