I am devastated. So much for that idea.

In other news, my parents are coming to London with us in October for holiday. I'm shocked, my own self! Dad's come up with some neat ideas and we are making them independent so they don't spend 24/7 with us over there.

I would like to enjoy my holiday with my husband on his birthday, y'know? Yeah ( Read more... )

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We are watching this on SciFi right now, counting all of the flaws/errors (we're up to 15 at the moment, possibly 16, if we count that he doesn't have any other "mosquito powers" than sucking the blood), but caught one of those erectile dysfunction commercials.

I mean, nothing cracks me up more than the side effects portion of the ad:

"if ( Read more... )

This cracks me the hell up.

Pimpfants. Sounds like...well, I'm not about to say what it sounds like because I just don't want the hits from perverts on the iNtErWeBzS!

The more I think about it, the more I'm almost inclined to believe the Atheists. I can't, of course, because I really do believe in God/dess - but I swear, They are all having a good laugh at us and once everything is said and done and we meet our Maker(s), They will smirk and say, "Even though they were totally wrong, the Atheists win because they ( Read more... )

Are you watching Creature Comforts? You should! It's so cute and funny. Even safe for the kids!

Also, for those who follow Harry Potter fanfic: Titles of Harry Potter Fanfics We'd Rather Not Read.

Hi-larious, indeed.

It's been a crazy...what? Two weeks? Yes. Absolutely crazy ( Read more... )

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
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Spent all morning doing laundry, cleaning the flat and reorganising for summer ( Read more... )

Crappy day today. I'm just feeling run down and in serious need of real rest.

Maybe we'll get lucky and score that place on the coast for the weekend. Not this weekend, unfortunately, but a weekend soon.

I should be in bed.