it is unfathomable

the rank stench of death

the sheer humanity of it all

did you know there really was a house (hotel) in new orleans named "rising sun"

...not any more

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that is what she said to me, the bakery clerk at the safeway. she had been called up to open a register to ease the load of the regular cashiers. fine and good.

i told her: "trust me. if you were me, you would be trying to get out of my head, too." i do not think she trusted me.

ok, so here is the quick explanation ( Read more... )

it was deliciously long ( Read more... )

i really am having a hard time coming to grips with the absurdity of this situation. adults who graduated from high school and have not since read a book are avid potter fans, plotting weeks in advance to take days off from work to read the latest rowling drivel ( Read more... )

so i got a headblade yesterday. instead of ordering it for $15 with an additional shipping charge (probably close to $3), i snarked it up at walgreens for $10.99 ( Read more... )

she has got to cut that fucking shit out

kinky/perverted:

kinky is using a feather to tickle somebody's asshole. perverted would be to use the whole chicken.

laziness/sloth:

laziness is an unwillingness to expend any effort for a particular task. sloth would be unwillingness to expend any effort in an attempt to remain lazy.

i nearly incurred the wrath of my manager today. i took the liberty of excusing the rest of my team from work ( Read more... )