my life is so boring that i hardly ever even update this thing. thats sad, and when i do half the time its old stuff. like whe i bragged about getting to 200 pounds, well jsut now im finaly deciding to add that the next day, i was 203. and ive been hovering around jsut under 200 ever since. 197-198ish to be exact. i wanted to get drunk tonight ( Read more... )

so matts going to iraq in january. so about 8 of us went to canada to kinda give him a going away party kinda thing. he got pretty drunk, so i guess he accomplished what he wanted. we went to a bar then a strip club, where the dj guy kinda knew some of the guys we were with, called them teh "whiplash boys" so they wereplaying abunch of rock ( Read more... )

so today i completly tore apart 2 99 stratus r-h rear suspensions at work. and i almost have it put back together on the car that were fixing. it was actualy rather easy. and for once i have to admit that im proud of myself for being able to acomplish it all almost completly by myself. my boss did a very little bit of it, and thats onyl cuz i ( Read more... )

i have updated in a alittle while now, but there isnt a whoel lot goign on. yesterday my brother was banned from useing scissors in school for no aparent reason. he let someoen barrow his scissors and aparently they were "too dangerous" to be used in school or something. so i found that rather ridiculous and at teh same time amusing. also ( Read more... )

im sooooooooooooooooooo drunk right now, wich is wired cuz i had 10 shots of jack and one beer, last night i had 12 shots and i wasnt nearly this drunk. of the last 5 nights io was drunk 4 of them. well anyway ive been gaining half apound every day for the last few days, aparently drinking causes u to gain weihgt or something, but today is ( Read more... )

it figures, i ordered a transmission a week ago, normaly it only takes a few days, but this time it took a week. and of course, i had a chance to sell my engien today. so i todl harold if the transmission doesnt come today then i will sell teh eingine, wich i would have rather done. but nooo, the trans shows up. o well at least i will be ( Read more... )

ok sorry to disapoint a certian individual, but i think this is gonna be kinda short. im hopfully goign to bed getting the trasmission for my avneger either tomarow or wednesday, so hoepfully i will ahve ti in my next week. i look up some stuff on my wagoneer. it weights 6,000 pounds! its a tank i swear it. and i looked up the fuel economy of ( Read more... )

well there isnt a whole lot going on in my life at the moment but since i have been previously urged to write longer updates, i'll do my best. so today was fathersday (payday) and i had to make a few calls and get afew calls and meet up wiht someone to get my check for the night job, and luckily enough i looked a tit right away, cuz they shorted ( Read more... )

so my aunt works in a hospital an di guess she works in the part where they do rectum related things (seriously, thats actualy what she does) and she was tellgin a story about some older lady, she was about 60 that was goign in for some sort of something. and the lady tells the doctor that she was embarassed to say it but when she was younger her ( Read more... )

a wise man once said, and i quote, Ricky 11.21.04 "it's better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it." rite from the wise mans mouth my friends, the man should write a book......