Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

[fluttershy]

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various

Comments

[sydpenguinbunny]

This whole moving in with House again thing wasn't working out that well for Wilson. There were a number of reasons why this was a bad idea, but the worst had to be the hookers. If House had just told him when they'd be there, he would have just stayed away. But instead, they kept... being there, when he awoke. And then there was the time that one, after too much to drink, collapsed in Wilson's bed instead of House's. When Wilson awoke, he had the sense of a strange and disturbing form next to him, and he jerked up and screamed. Unfortunately for Wilson, he jerked up right into one the prostitute's fake nails - if Wilson could remember, he'd swear it was the middle one. But he couldn't remember, because he was too busy clutching his eye and screaming in utter pain.

After the cornea surgery, House said he was very sorry. Very, very sorry.

[menolly_au]

I always thought House having all those hookers was a bad idea but that's one hazard I hadn't thought of. Ouch!

[damigella_314]

I don't know about blindness, but the one person I know who needed the ER for cornea lesions had her toddler stick a cookie in her eye. So glad I wear glasses.

[damigella_314]

Poor Wilson, getting the middle finger in such a bad way. At least it's "only" one eye. And I'm impressed at how fast you are - one of the weird sides of this challenge is that we can compare writing speeds.

[sydpenguinbunny]

Thank you! :D I am a very fast typer - I'm a little alarmed that I had a image for blind Wilson this quickly, though :D