Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

[fluttershy]

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various

Comments

[yarroway]

37: Wakes up missing a kidney

[flywoman]

Ah, so S7 was Wilson's worst nightmare. Makes perfect sense! LOL.

[yarroway]

LOL, yes.

[sydpenguinbunny]

AWWWWW :D I love how House isn't even that concerned at Wilson telling him he crashed his car into Cuddy's house lol House is just like "hmmm..." :P

[yarroway]

It's a symptom. He likes those.

[damigella_314]

This was wonderful! How do you start with a lost kidney and end up with such a load of awesome...

"You're serious about this," House asked, and under the humor was a note of very frightened hope that Wilson had probably missed hearing a thousand times before. But he'd seen the future and he was determined not to allow his restless libido to tip over the dominoes this time.

How can it ever get better than this? Now if this just could be canon...

[yarroway]

Thanks. You quoted the only text I'm remotely happy with.

[menolly_au]

Great story from such an unlikely prompt :) So wilson lost a kidney instead of part of his liver, and presumably Tucker will now die - what a shame! Lovely humour and then there's this great line under the humor was a note of very frightened hope that Wilson had probably missed hearing a thousand times before Fantastic!

[yarroway]

It was this or crack, and I wasn't caffeinated enough for crack.

[srsly_yes]

I love the dream/hallucination reversal rewinds to 6x10 and is Wilson's. Very neatly done!

My favorite bit of banter: "Go back to sleep. Try to dream up a good condo for us to buy. And a flatscreen."

[yarroway]

Wouldn't it be great if we could have a do-over?

[barefootpuddles]

I hear Cuddy's been looking at a loft to move into. Some place smaller and with no yard. We could find out where and bid on it."

LOL. The writers should here this line and realize how ridiculous some of their stuff is!

"I seem to have had a lot of fun in your dream

It sounds a lot more fun in theory, House!

I could definitely do a rewind back to Tucker.

[yarroway]

Yeah, the hooker hotel party sounds better than it was. :)

[alternatealto]

Okay: THIS. Opening episode for Season 8. We need to start one of those giant petitions like the ones the Huddy folks keep circulating to bring Cuddy back to the show. And we need to direct all the show's writers to this post ASAP.

Your House and Wilson always sound and act so much like themselves in your stories that I can practically see the camera angles the story is filmed at.

[yarroway]

Thanks so much! That's the best praise I could imagine.

With as much retconning as tptb have done so far, a little more shouldn't be too much to ask, right? :)

[lhoma320]

OMG, I love you for this. When I saw Tucker with the gun, I seriously thought Tucker was going to accidentally shoot Wilson. However, him shooting him and Wilson losing a kidney is far better. Plus, I love how you tied this into the final episode, a figment of Wilson's dream. I like this outcome better. :)