Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

[fluttershy]

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various

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[flywoman]

51: Gets caught masturbating

There once was a handsome young doc
Whose friend found him fondling his cock
Said House, "You'll go blind!"
"But it helps me unwind
And perhaps the next time, you should knock!"

[antiquixotic]

Ha! Perfect. :-D

[flywoman]

LOL - I think this is the best limerick I've ever written!

[flywoman]

Thank you! :D It took me all day to get the damn idea, but once I did, it practically wrote itself.

[damigella_314]

LOL! And thanks for going with rhymes I could see as well as hear.
IC, naughty, funny limerick. What's not to love?

[flywoman]

*smile* I thought about doing a more serious one, but it was coming out way too angsty. This was fun.

[alternatealto]

*SNORT*

I now have soda up my nose (yes, it's weird, but I'm drinking Pepsi at 9:30 in the morning), but it's totally worth it. Wonderful!

[flywoman]

Sorry about the soda! Glad that you enjoyed it :).

[yarroway]

This is so funny, and so well done! I'm very impressed that you did it as a limerick, too. Whenever I think I know all your talents, you whip out another. :)

[flywoman]

Well, technically it's all one talent (writing). Just ask me to do something musical or sports-related and we'll see how far I get ;).

[sin_of_pride]

LOL! This is brilliant, great job with the prompt :D

[flywoman]

Thank you! At first I was like, wth? But then it turned out to be really inspirational ;).

[srsly_yes]

A limerick was the perfect choice for your prompt. lol

Loved how you ended it.

[flywoman]

Thanks, I have to admit that I was very happy with the way this turned out, too! :D