Your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. This is really me, updating my LJ. Last post? June 21st? Today is the 14th of JULY. I am made of epic fail ( Read more... )

( Mindless babble of me freaking the FUCK out. You can completely ignore because it's long and TMI-ish )

Of course, that icon is used merely in jest. I know you guys aren't really whores ( Read more... )

You know what sucks?

Going to the ER and shelling out $100 bucks to be seen because your Beverly Hills PCP is never available and the girls working for him are cunts (Derrick, my brother, is convinced it's because of my race. "If you were white or Asian, Ashton, they'd be bending over backwards to appease you") I don't like to think of it in that ( Read more... )

Bullet points because I'm too lazy to type actual paragraphs ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT!!

I am stepping into a new world. I am venturing into a space I have never been before. I am wandering into a universe I never knew I could be apart of ( Read more... )

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Update 9:28PM: We just got word in that Green Day will start recording the music video for Working Class Hero next week. The video will be directed by Sam Bayer, who worked on all of the American Idiot music videos. No date yet when the video will come out.

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Didn't disappoint ya, did I?

I couldn't let the day go past without saying a very naughty, young boy seducing Happy Birthday to the one and only, _somniac_! I know I'm scarce around these parts, but I did think of you today, sending hot, porno inducing vibes up North to your monitor at work.

You're awesome, girl! Happy fuckin' Birthday! =D