they see me jerkin, they hatin

Sep 24, 2006 02:04

well. i guess i got caught ridin dirty. i was sittin in my computer room jerkin off tonight at like 9 30, and all of a sudden i hear people walking, and i was like "no big deal, people walk by all the time" and i go about my thing. next think i know i hear something hit the house and im like "WHAT THE FUCK!" totally killed my boner. so i run ( Read more... )

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ourxhandsxfit September 24 2006, 14:18:17 UTC
I bet it was Tom to get back at you for the pubes.

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get__real September 25 2006, 00:27:31 UTC
Hey be quiet, Tom's a real nice kid.
"i guess i got caught ridin dirty." Hahahaha, I hate you.

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scenefaggot September 28 2006, 20:00:21 UTC
Don't worry. Gaby and I put candy bars under kevins kar handles, and he said he was going to stab us, so like, if Kevin did egg your house, think of how he felt to go open his car door...Fuckin' snickers all over.

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sickhitbro September 30 2006, 08:55:08 UTC
oh new lineup, you guys are CrAzY!

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scenefaggot October 1 2006, 18:10:52 UTC
Remember when you and Kevin got in that fight on the phone about paying to fix thr roof in your van or something, and you just told him you were going to play wiffle ball?

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sickhitbro October 1 2006, 23:53:23 UTC
First of all, it was kickball. Second of all, yes, I remember, I'm the man. Third of all, I don't care about Kevin, and I don't care about you. Fourth of all, farting rules.

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