Why I Will Not Eat Barbecue

[sicklittleplant]

It comes up every summer.  Like mosquitoes, but much, much worse.  Much more rude.  Much, much worse.

Barbecues.

Now, I like things that are smoked.  I like smoked Gouda.  I love lime-soaked chile chicken, blackened over an open flame.  And kebabs?  Oooh.  Kebabs.  Pepper and balsamic on veggies, and the delicious things you can do to sausage, and

Comments

[oceanic]

I feel like I should construct a lengthy riff on Green Eggs and Ham here. :)

[myrddins]

Duuuuuuuly noted.

Although I'd like to meet the person who thinks "There's a party in my mouth and you're invited!" sounds like anything less than an invitation to a mixer of oral STDs. *shudder*

[amish_ninja]

You fool! Now I know your weakness! MwaHaHaHaHaaaa!!! Hmmm wait, does this prohibition extend to Korean Barbecue? Damn I should have started with that and led into the evil genius bit. I'm always doing that.

Oh and you should probably have your inner child tested for cholesterol. Seriously. That's a lot of red meat.

[ubercooley]

Oh, I meant to tell you: the Old Girls Club just became a monthly barbeque. Chump!