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[sicklypriest]

Drat it all! I couldn't make it to the firefly festival... That's unfortunate, but things happen. Nn. Oh well!

But it shouldn't be difficult to watch the sky tonight. I can only hope those pesky mosquitoes will be deterred by my handy new super bug-away spray. It just screamed effectiveness! It stings just a little! Maybe I'm sensitive.

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[badasscopters]

[pfffffhahahaha sorry Rhys he laughed, HE DOESN'T MEAN TO BE A DOUCHE BUT HE IS]

Yeah, talkin' to it oughta help.

I always kinda used my momma's remedy for mosquitoes. Rubbin' a dryer sheet on your skin. Better than some kinda spray. ((Crazy enough, I used it as a kid and it worked for me 8I;;;))

[sicklypriest]

Now, I wasn't actually talking to it, for the record... [Spoilers: he may have been.]

Dryer sheet? I should try that too sometime. Mosquitoes love me a lot more than I love them...

[badasscopters]

Heh, thought so, but still. Kinda amusin' to see. ['Cause I'mma DOUCHEEE.]

You betcha. Works like a charm. Ya might be surprised. They ain't gonna love you much after that.

[sicklypriest]

Then I shall try it! Weeks of summer's mosquitoes await me, and that means plenty of time for experimentation. You don't think I'm having too much fun with this, do you?

[notsotoxic]

...They seem effective.

[sicklypriest]

That's good to hear. I'm going to put it to the test.