i will lift you off your feet, i'll keep you from sinking

[sictodastomic]

Song of the Moment: Something Corporate - As You Sleep

Ramon's Hierarchy of Women

Sara - Wife
Ariel - Girlfriend/ Wing Woman
Liz - Mistress/Wing Woman
Marinella - Lesbian Life Partner
Debbie - Hetero Life Partner
Gena - Bearer of my Children
Amanda - Fag Hag/Make Out Bandit
Arielle - Fag Hag
Amanda E. - Fag Hag
Teri - Evil Step Sister
Erin - Hetero Sex Teacher

Comments

[ahuey]

i hate you

Natalie - Asian Makeout Buddy?

[anonymous]

LMAO I didn't know I was your makeout buddy but yeahhhhh.. hot lips, when are we gonnna do it again? lol j/k