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1. Go into your LJ archives.

2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).

3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).

4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

One particularly bold rodent decided to race across my living room floor and hide under my couch.List ten songs that you are currently digging...it ( Read more... )

I could spend all day looking at weird stuff on Ebay and my absolute favorites are the so-called 'haunted' items: Weird Clown Doll That I Think Is Totally Fake, Another Clown That Is Slightly Less Creepy , and Fertility Doll That Is Total Bullshit. I love the idea of the "Mystery Auctions" and I'd love to find someone that won one just to see ( Read more... )

I have a huge headache this morning and I don't feel like parenting. Someone else come do it. My kids aren't even being bad...they're just being kids. Tyler starts school on Monday and we're both looking forward to it but for very different reasons. I went to bed late last night (fucking addictive logic puzzles) and DJ called and woke me up ( Read more... )

Over the past 4 years, I've been compiling songs that Leah really really likes and my intention is to eventually burn them and present them to her at some momentous occasion--graduation, 18th birthday, what have you. Anyway, I have found song #4--Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani. Leah's musical tastes have been varied and sorta cool: "Sail Away" ( Read more... )

I've got PMS. I'm really crabby and there's no one online on my Yahoo list to bitch to. Don't everyone click 'available' at one time, I know that listening to me bitch is a tempting offer. I'm butt-ass tired tonight. I, of course, did my Friday thing and cussed at the road ahead of me for having to go to WalMart on a Friday afternoon. At my ( Read more... )

I've learned to really hate Fridays and let me tell you why. My husband is never home on Fridays so, if I want to get groceries and pay bills, I have to drive 45 minutes to get his paycheck. This may not sound like a big deal and I should probably quit bitching about it. In fact, I will stop bitching about it after this entry. Actually I ( Read more... )

I have an EZboard buddy who's a DJ at a station in Minneapolis. Yesterday, David Gray (my absolute favorite singer-songwriter ever) gave a performance sponsored by his radio station and I wasn't home even in time to listen in on the webcast. So I ask him today how the concert was and he says that he got me "a little something from David". I ( Read more... )

My underpants fell off today at WalMart. I'll give you a minute to soak in the full meaning of that sentence ( Read more... )

Never try on jewelry when you're slightly pissed at your husband and you have no money. We were at WalMart today (big surprise) and while DJ was taking 13 hours to pick out a pair of fucking sunglasses, I left the kids with him and wandered over to the jewelry counter, intent on browsing only. I'm not a huge jewelry person (I only wear my wedding ( Read more... )