My prediction? Brad Pitt is gay.

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I give up on trying to pick men for myself. I'm obviously doomed to being alone and lusting after very nice gay menBrad Pitt is about to announce his sudden transformation to gayness any day now. I know because I was in love with him for years. Like the real, real, stalk him if I could love. So prepare yourselves

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[exastra]

I could send you the gaydar Jim bought for Dwight at Sharper Image.

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LMAO. I almost went back and said that they were all out at Staples, but I didn't think that was the right store. Plus, you're the only friend who would have gotten the awesome reference. :)

[exastra]

Yay! Does that mean I win a prize?