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I am dreading the next season of Supernatural. I really am. It took me a while to figure out exactly why.
Okay, so, this next season is already starting out with a cautious footing because, holy shit, the fucking APOCALYPSE. Where do you go from there?
Apparently, onto family-issues.
The people who have been confirmed to be in season six:
The guy who played Sam and Dean's Grandfather.
The guy who will be playing their cousin.
(Perhaps, MAYBE, the trickster.)
And some chick that will apparently be like a housewife to Bobby.
Oh, and YED. Yes, Yellow. Eyed. Demon.
WTF? This is... This is ridiculous. I know that the Angel/Demon thing has played out so it seems redundant to keep playing the demon card, but hell, Castiel will still be around. Angels and demons can't all be gone. Where are the monsters? Why aren't we getting spoliers on what kind of monsters will be in the sixth season? The demons, werewolves, vampires, wendigos, strigas, tulpas, reapers, poltergeists, ragarous, etc, that we've seen for five years? Where are they?
Replaced with family drama? Seriously?
If this show turns into some family-soap-opera-bullshit show, I'll stop watching, I take that back, they'd have to kill Sam, Dean or Cas (permanently) before I stop watching, I've been watching since the third episode, but the anger. Oh the fucking RAGE if they hinder the boys hunting. I want scary-ass monsters and I want a lot of them.
If I wanted some chick-flick drama, I'd watch more Grey's Anatomy, ok? I watch this show for the plot. Seriously, pretty boys are pretty, yes, but if this show sucked, I never would've watched FIVE FUCKING SEASONS. I want some MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS AND SOME BAMF DEMONS. Not some flash-back family bullshit.
YED? Seriously? YED? WTF is that? He's dead. Move on. Get new monsters. Don't go recycling. Good for the environment, yeah, bad for the show. Stop it. Get new monsters, Kripke, whoever the hell is directing season six.
Oh, and CORIN NEMEC as a Winchester? Seriously? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? He is a babydoll. He's cute and adorable. He does not have the personality OR the ability to play a hard-core hunter. He better die in a horrifically bloody and disgusting display of inexperience and/or ignorance of hunting ways because he does not, I repeat, NOT pass for a motherfucking WINCHESTER. M'kay?
COMPARE:
TO
I think one of these people is lacking in badassery. I WONDER WHO IT IS.
P.S. THEY NEED TO STOP USING SG-1 CHARACTERS.
To summarize: Less family, more monsters, m'kay?
/rant
Okay, so, this next season is already starting out with a cautious footing because, holy shit, the fucking APOCALYPSE. Where do you go from there?
Apparently, onto family-issues.
The people who have been confirmed to be in season six:
The guy who played Sam and Dean's Grandfather.
The guy who will be playing their cousin.
(Perhaps, MAYBE, the trickster.)
And some chick that will apparently be like a housewife to Bobby.
Oh, and YED. Yes, Yellow. Eyed. Demon.
WTF? This is... This is ridiculous. I know that the Angel/Demon thing has played out so it seems redundant to keep playing the demon card, but hell, Castiel will still be around. Angels and demons can't all be gone. Where are the monsters? Why aren't we getting spoliers on what kind of monsters will be in the sixth season? The demons, werewolves, vampires, wendigos, strigas, tulpas, reapers, poltergeists, ragarous, etc, that we've seen for five years? Where are they?
Replaced with family drama? Seriously?
If this show turns into some family-soap-opera-bullshit show, I'll stop watching, I take that back, they'd have to kill Sam, Dean or Cas (permanently) before I stop watching, I've been watching since the third episode, but the anger. Oh the fucking RAGE if they hinder the boys hunting. I want scary-ass monsters and I want a lot of them.
If I wanted some chick-flick drama, I'd watch more Grey's Anatomy, ok? I watch this show for the plot. Seriously, pretty boys are pretty, yes, but if this show sucked, I never would've watched FIVE FUCKING SEASONS. I want some MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS AND SOME BAMF DEMONS. Not some flash-back family bullshit.
YED? Seriously? YED? WTF is that? He's dead. Move on. Get new monsters. Don't go recycling. Good for the environment, yeah, bad for the show. Stop it. Get new monsters, Kripke, whoever the hell is directing season six.
Oh, and CORIN NEMEC as a Winchester? Seriously? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? He is a babydoll. He's cute and adorable. He does not have the personality OR the ability to play a hard-core hunter. He better die in a horrifically bloody and disgusting display of inexperience and/or ignorance of hunting ways because he does not, I repeat, NOT pass for a motherfucking WINCHESTER. M'kay?
COMPARE:
TO
I think one of these people is lacking in badassery. I WONDER WHO IT IS.
P.S. THEY NEED TO STOP USING SG-1 CHARACTERS.
To summarize: Less family, more monsters, m'kay?
/rant