So my birthday weekend was AWESOME!!! Went to amanda's on saturday afternoon, and started drinkin at about 4 pm?? maybe slightly earlier. So I started w/ 3 really strong screwdrivers, then I waited until we went to Steve's for dinner to start drinking again. Where i had to Plastic Animal Sippy Cups full of boxed wine, and 2 beers. After a ( Read more... )

kill bill is awesome, i love uma and gogo and lucy lui or whatever

p.s. THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!!!

yeah, i climbed out a window lastnight....and i picked up an accent, oh, and people were having sex on the hub lawn....i drank alot.....lol....they didnt' even care, it was gross....I waxed the Saturn yesterday....i'd shag it...and i have a new girlfriend...i'm her sex puppet....I kissed a(lot of) drunk girl(s). that's it

Your Linguistic Profile:

75% General American English
15% Yankee
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

so I've had in my away message for a while today the following survey question:

"I'm doing a survey...trying to find out what different peoples' definitions of "hook up" is. Please IM me telling me what your definition is, and where you are from...thanks!!"

- The 3 categories are:
1. Have sex
2. Kiss/Makeout/Suck neck 3 ( Read more... )

and i'm drunk..hehe

HAPPY 21ST CLARK

so today i skipped econ 4 (2nd friday in a row!)...to go driving...we played dirty music, sang to it, and yelled at the stupid people on campus. Then I went to my first interview at ruby tuesdays, and i have my 2nd on monday, so if i get that i will be soo happy!!! woohoo, dinner downtown and goign to see Sin City with some creepy guy that betsy ( Read more... )

I PUT IN MY 2 WEEKS NOTICE AT HOSS'S!!!!! So happy, and on the night I handed it in, I made $65 bucks in 3 hours, i was impressed, but it helped that I had a table of 5 leave me 25 bucks...haha (on a $65 check ( Read more... )

It's not quite the same ( Read more... )

I do not have time for your shit today.
Hell, I barely have time for mine.
So deal with whatever happened yesterday.
Maybe I'm giving you a sign.

Perhaps I just do not have my cell phone
Always connected to my hip.
Just because you don't like being alone
Doesn't mean I don't give a shit.

I haven't gotten nearly enough sleep,
So ( Read more... )