[fic] $178.23 (SGA)

[siegeofangels]

TITLE: $178.23
RATING: G
SUMMARY: (Stargate: Atlantis) Scenes from a supermarket.

14 Valentines: Rape and Sexual Assault

EDIT: Eee! shusu did fanart in the comments. I'm a Valued Customer! and very thrilled.

LATER EDIT: This has been remixed awesomely, in friendshipper's Earth on a Shoestring.

Comments

[yin_again]

IGI BDHD

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[siegeofangels]

I had to. ;D

[druidspell]

*snerk* I used to work in a grocery store. It was never as fun as that. *pouts* I want SGA people to shop where I shop!

[siegeofangels]

Me too! They'd be so much fun, all wandering the aisles and "Rodney, you have to pay for that before you eat it."

[etben]

Not the eggplants, God.

You win!

[siegeofangels]

Ronon+eggplant=love

Thank you!

[siegeofangels]

Also, now I think I need SGA=Food Network AU, where Ronon has a show called VEGETARIAN and doesn't really talk much but what he does say is, like, PEARLS OF WISDOM about crimini mushrooms, and it's shot very very closeup and food-porny.

And John smirks a lot and, I don't know, makes cakes and maybe cocktails, and Rodney maybe is an Iron Chef, because if anyone can make five courses out of trout or apples or peppers in less than an hour it's Rodney.

[etben]

yes! and Teyla's show is all about the philosophy (and maybe history?) of cooking, and it's all deep and thoughtful. Nobody understands it, of course, but they watch it all the same, because - because TEYLA.

Elizabeth does a show on fusion cooking, I think.

Oh, hell. Now I actually want this one.

[mecurtin]

I had to google to figure out what TIGI BDHD might be. Oh, I love you.

[siegeofangels]

*still giggles over that line* Thank you!

Fanart

[shusu]

Re: Fanart

[siegeofangels]

OMG I'M A VALUED CUSTOMER.

This is just, the coolest thing. Coolest feedback EVER. Really. [I was also clearly unwilling to price things, and now I wish I had.]

But: OMG thank you thank you thank you!