I was doing some research for our discussion in history for Black History month, and I came across this ASININE site from an elementary school that had these kid's poorly-conceived, paragraph-long papers about "famous African-Americans." These were supplemented with some of the SHITTIEST child's artwork I have ever seen. Here are some sick ( Read more... )

So, everyone knows how I am verrrrrry picky when it comes to colleges. And if you didn't know that, you're dumb. But you know it now. Anywho, I figured I was gonna have to go overseas to go to college, because none of the ones in the US pleased me. Here's my criteria ( Read more... )

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Happy sweet 16 to me...I have reached the age of consent ( Read more... )

Went out to eat at Sakura last night...OMG, I love sushi SOOOOOOO much. My mom and I couldn't decide what we wanted, so we ordered three different kinds and shared them. We had calamari sushi (fried squid, rice, seaweed...it was delicious), King California, and spicy scallop. I was kneeling at one of their AUTHENTIC Japanese tables...omg, I ( Read more... )

So Friday, I had my whole day planned out. School, then 8th period I had to work the Latin Club ice cream table (thanks Mikki, for kindly volunteering me!) Then I had a doctor's appt after school, for which my mom would pick me up in the lobby ( Read more... )

Ahhhhh, I guess you have to lose your virinity at some point. It still sucks tho ( Read more... )

I don't even want to go into talking about my weekend. I raced, slept in a sleazy hotel, skiied at practice the next day, came home, got ready in 30 min, went to semi, and CRASHED. That's about it, summed up in much less than I usually would rant on about. Please ignore the last incoherent statement ( Read more... )

You Know You're From a Small Town When...

The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine ( Read more... )

You Know You're From New Hampshire When...

You say "wicked" instead of "really ( Read more... )